<p>Drugs make me happy and loopy!!!</p>
<p>What is the meaning of life?</p>
<p>My first response was 42. But someone already said that. So, purchase 20 illegal copies of that copier to compensate for the overcompensation.</p>
<p>Where are my jeans?</p>
<p>Have you tried asking adcoms? They are the most direct sources of information. I heard they have a secret closet of applicants’ stolen jeans.</p>
<p>Who is God?</p>
<p>Please do not put your feet on the table while having dinner.</p>
<p>What do I do with a cat that seems to be bleeding purple?</p>
<p>Not all alpacas spit, but all are capable of doing so. “Spit” is somewhat euphemistic; occasionally the projectile contains only air and a little saliva, although alpacas commonly bring up acidic stomach contents (generally a green grassy mix) and project it onto their chosen target. Spitting is mostly reserved for other alpacas, but an alpaca will occasionally spit at a human.</p>
<p>Do I put my left foot out first, or my right foot in first?</p>
<p>Five apple pies and an ice cream cone. </p>
<p>What happened to my stack of binder paper?</p>
<p>HE DOESN’T WANT YOU ANYMORE, OKAY? JUST GET OUT OF OUR LIVES!</p>
<p>Why do I always put my watch on too tight?</p>
<p>Punch the gorilla in the face with a boxing glove.</p>
<p>Is there a synonym for chicken?</p>
<p>If you’re concerned about lung damage from the smoke, you could always vape or put it in brownies. The effects will be a little different, though. </p>
<p>Is it worth it to go to a private college counseling office? My school has a really good one and we always get a couple into Harvard and several into other ivies, but could external help give me the edge?</p>
<p>I like buttered toast.</p>
<p>Why did the Eagles trade Donovan?</p>
<p>Always swallow. Nuff said.</p>
<p>how do I get into harvard!!!1 OMG lyk *** why is it so hard these dayz…???</p>
<p>Try holding your breath for ten seconds.</p>
<p>Does tanning oil really work?</p>
<p>Buy more SAT books.
How do I pass Geometry with a 100??</p>
<p>Remember what you learned in class: i before e, except after c, with a few exceptions.</p>
<p>Does this post make me look fat?</p>
<p>Anatomy is not offered pass/no pass this semester at BYU-Idaho.</p>
<p>What job should I get this Summer?</p>
<p>An SUV has lots of room, but a car is more fuel-efficient. Crossovers are the best of both worlds, imho.</p>
<p>What’s the best way to go about making a butterfly garden?</p>
<p>There’s a BYU-Idaho :O</p>
<p>Why must I be disappointed?</p>
<p>Being disappointed builds character.</p>
<p>Should I use the paring knife, the cleaver, or the chainsaw?</p>
<p>It comes from the North, so make sure to plan your map accordingly.</p>
<p>How do I change the lightbulb that’s in the fridge?</p>
<p>Try flushing and using the plunger at the same time.</p>
<p>Why is ice cream so good?</p>