<p>You will own your own supermarket as soon as you are the sole proprietor of a supermarket.</p>
<p>When will pigs fly?</p>
<p>Be the change you want to see.</p>
<p>How will my mother react when she sees her birthday present from me?</p>
<p>a{b}c|d|e}f{g{h}i|j|k}l{m{n}o|p|q}r{s{t}u|v|w}x{y{z</p>
<p>Why did you kill my puppy hanana? That was very mean of you. :*(</p>
<p>Instead of trying to do that, how about you do this instead?</p>
<p>Where should I go next?</p>
<p>Miami</p>
<p>I still don’t know. Why did you kill my puppy hanana? That was so mean of you. :*(</p>
<p>The real question is why you named your puppy after a CCer.</p>
<p>What is that sort of a lame joke called?</p>
<p>You have to use oxyclean to remove the stain. </p>
<p>How do I get to Tahiti?</p>
<p>Turn left at Greenland.</p>
<p>How do I stop wasting time on CC? :/</p>
<p>Donkeys</p>
<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>
<p>Try putting maple syrup in your hair, then wrapping it up with saran wrap for 20 minutes. It’ll make your hair soft and smooth.</p>
<p>What is the meaning of life?</p>
<p>Go take a nap.</p>
<p>Why am I angry?</p>
<p>Jokes made in base 13.</p>
<p>How can I become more elitist?</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p>Anybody know what day it is?</p>
<p>I believe the largest city in C</p>
<p>Bananas, Pineapple, and Peaches make my mouth itch, cherries and apples make my right eye and right side of my lip swell. O_o</p>
<p>Do you know the muffin man?</p>
<p>It would be a good idea to invest in a quality lock so that your items are not stolen.</p>
<p>Why am I always so tired?</p>
<p>“I’ll have two crispy chicken sandwiches, a double-stack, and a value fry to-go please.”</p>
<p>“Would you like ketchup, sir?”</p>
<p>“Yes, please.”</p>
<p>“That’ll be $4.24 at the window.”</p>
<p>“Oh, excuse me, could I have a few napkins too?”</p>
<p>“Sure. $4.24 at the window.”</p>
<p>Is there life on Mars?</p>
<p>Make a left, and go straight up two blocks you can’t miss it.</p>
<p>Why do humans exist?</p>
<p>Don’t do things for the sake of impressing admissions officers. They can tell.</p>
<p>URGENT HELP, MY MOM JUST COLLAPSED I THINK SHES HAVING A HEART ATTACK. WHAT DO I DO??? WE LIVE WAY TOO FAR FROM THE HOSPITAL SHE’LL NEVER MAKE IT OMG HELP PLEASE WHAT DO I DO??</p>
<p>Try the Blue book. It was put out by the collegeboard so it is the most accurate. </p>
<p>Is it really THAT hard to get into an Ivy League?</p>