GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>'bout quarter 'til</p>

<p>Why are there red and blue lights flashing in my mirror?</p>

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<p>Yeah, sure. And a can of Coke, too, if you don’t mind.</p>

<p>Why does my internet seem so much slower than it was 2 months ago?</p>

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<p>Lemononade. Get your lemononade.</p>

<p>Why is there no period after the “Dr” in “Dr Pepper”?</p>

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<p>Unfortunately spontaneous combustion is a very real and dangerous thing so please moderate but don’t halt your farts.</p>

<p>What’s the most awesome definition of pi?</p>

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<p>That is what the ambassador said.</p>

<p>What will happen tomorrow?</p>

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<p>Wash with similar colors, tumble dry, do not iron.</p>

<p>Do you know the muffin man?</p>

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<p>Pyongyang.</p>

<p>Should I dye my hair blonde?</p>

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<p>Don’t talk to strangers.</p>

<p>Where can I find all the answers?</p>

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<p>Wise man says, “Man with itchy butt has smelly finger.”</p>

<p>Are birds descended from dinosaurs, or is that not yet proven?</p>

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<p>Buy a #1 large, with some Onion Rings to go with.</p>

<p>Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?</p>

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<p>The Jonas Brothers will be on Good Morning America tomorrow morning, 8:30 am EST.</p>

<p>Do guys avoid certain girls because they like them or because they hate them?</p>

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<p>There is no war but class war. There is no struggle but class struggle.</p>

<p>How far away is the closest alien civilization?</p>

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<p>I’ll give you a hint: stop, drop, and roll!</p>

<p>How do I know if this swelling green lump on my forehead is dangerous or not?</p>

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<p>Texting while driving is a big safety risk for yourself and other drivers. It not only distracts you, but it also puts other drivers at risk. It’s been compared to drunk driving, due to the poor reaction time that is in both behaviors.</p>

<p>How do I cure senioritis!?</p>

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<p>Break into a bank at exactly 12:05 tomorrow.</p>

<p>Should I drive or fly to college?</p>

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<p>I’m sorry, The WalMart here is only open 8-8.</p>

<p>Should I work out?</p>

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<p>That depends. What would Jesus do?</p>

<p>How do you write in italics on CC?</p>

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<p>Idk, my bff Jill?</p>

<p>Where can I find a 2 dollar bill when the bank is closed?</p>

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<p>Red is the way to go. </p>

<p>how old is the oldest man on earth?</p>

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<p>You like me, right?
You want me to be happy, right?
Well, this relationship isn’t making me happy.
I’m breaking up with you.</p>

<p>When will I own my own supermarket?</p>