<p>I recommend a sheep.</p>
<p>It there an easy, inexpensive way to get scratches off of my dvds?</p>
<p>Boiling oil will hurt a lot more than you think.</p>
<p>What time is it in Kenya right now?</p>
<p>Silver cleaner works wonders on pure silver, but it eats through silver plate.</p>
<p>I need to figure out how to politick.</p>
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They’re rapin EVERYBODY out here!</p>
<p>What are some good, moderately priced restaurants in Boston?</p>
<p>Sleep is the best form of meditation.</p>
<p>What can I do to prevent getting wrinkles?</p>
<p>Riyadh is currently having a sale on sand.</p>
<p>What is the capital of Washington D.C.?</p>
<p>God loves everyone.</p>
<p>Who was the 21st dictator of the Roman Republic?</p>
<p>I recommend shaving your legs rather than waxing, as you have sensitive skin.</p>
<p>How many meerkats are there in Africa?</p>
<p>The scars from that would be disturbing, not manly and attractive, so no.</p>
<p>What’s the best way to ward of tigers?</p>
<p>I believe the bartender just asked if anyone by the name of “Seymour Buts” was in the house. </p>
<p>How much cell phone radiation can you take without developing cancer?</p>
<p>My American Government professor said that the Illuminati killed JFK because he was about to tell everyone the truth about Roswell.</p>
<p>How do you pickle a pepper?</p>
<p>Let me answer your question with a question. </p>
<p>Why does it feel like the entire Philadelphia Phillies team is on the DL?</p>
<p>Absolutely I do. Why wouldn’t I want to be Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager?</p>
<p>Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the fried chicken?</p>
<p>I’m sorry, I don’t think you can get rid of herpes.</p>
<p>Why am I here?</p>
<p>Turn on the T.V.</p>
<p>Why is the sky blue?:P</p>
<p>Try to keep up next time, you’re gonna lose yourself again.</p>
<p>How do I read?</p>
<p>Throw a trash can at your best friend, then start yodel-ing as loud as possible until your neighbors go to your yard, then scream that garden gnomes are coming to invade the Earth.</p>
<p>How do I create an email account?</p>
<p>Read the tags.</p>
<p>Why do pugs have squished-in faces?</p>
<p>Crayola lies to small children.</p>
<p>What ever happened to Timbuktu?</p>
<p>Personally, I think you’re insane and have no advice for you except to never reproduce so as to not contaminate the gene pool.</p>
<p>What is the capital of Latvia?</p>