GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

<p>I am chicken, hear me roar!</p>

<p>What’s a good apple pie recipe?</p>

<p>Drugs help you sleep.</p>

<p>How can I become more social?</p>

<p>Dinosaurs are an interesting subject.</p>

<p>Know any good books?</p>

<p>I don’t particularly recommend “Jurassic Park,” though.</p>

<p>How to water a garden using rainwater? If possible, how to harvest the fruit with rainwater too?</p>

<p>Turn on the oven.</p>

<p>How do I jump?</p>

<p>Snort the cheese</p>

<p>How far away is the Andromeda Galaxy?</p>

<p>Dig a whole in the Earth</p>

<p>What time is it?</p>

<p>Yao Ming is 7’6"</p>

<p>Will we ever truly eradicate poverty?</p>

<p>There are 230 calories in a Panera Bread strawberry smoothie.</p>

<p>Will I get into Stanford?</p>

<p>Milk gives you calcium.</p>

<p>How long will it take me to travel from Earth to Jupiter?</p>

<p>Find a fork and stick it into the ground before pouring chocolate syrup over it.</p>

<p>Should I get a jacket or a sweater? ><</p>

<p>Well, you better go catch it, then!</p>

<p>What do you do in case of a grease fire?</p>

<p>An apple a day keeps the doctor away.</p>

<p>How do I go about acquiring a monkey?</p>

<p>AA meetings are every Wednesday at 8. </p>

<p>How do you put a lime in a coconut without breaking it open?</p>

<p>You kill the joe, you make some mo’</p>

<p>When will my birthday gift arrive?</p>

<p>Take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, and stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eels’ eyes.</p>

<p>Where can I learn to unicycle?</p>

<p>The Earth is roughly 4.6 billion years old.</p>

<p>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?</p>

<p>The cover of Teen Vogue features Chanel Iman.</p>

<p>Don’t. Just don’t.</p>

<p>How do I type?</p>

<p>Polydactyly!!</p>

<p>Are there any ways to make 18 days go by faster without getting 18 days older?!?!</p>