GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

Pre-College Topics High School Life
781

<p>Try using the other fork.</p>

<p>Could you direct me to the loo?</p>

782

<p>Sure. Go straight down Colman Blvd and get on the 77 freeway for the next eighty or so miles, then merge onto the 420 and exit at Skylar (98B). Head south down to 4th street for about six or seven miles, and the building with the restroom should be on your left. It’s on the 15th floor and the elevator password is ‘492362’, but the 2 button might be broken so you might have to take the stairs. Also, I don’t know if it flushes or has any soap. Heck it might not even be a restroom.</p>

<p>Is there balm in Gilead?</p>

783

<p>Tiny doughnuts are invading my house!</p>

<p>Do you know a good Shaker lemon pie recipe?</p>

784

<p>Sure -

  1. Take lemon.
  2. Shake.</p>

<p>Are some people lacking a freaking common sense gene or something?</p>

785

<p>I’d recommend you see a foot doctor for that. Or maybe the Dalai Lama.</p>

786

<p>How do you cook lasagna?</p>

787

<p>Take lasagna, and cook it.</p>

<p>What’s the meaning of life?</p>

788

<p>Spandex and paper clips.</p>

<p>Should I learn French, Spanish, or Mandarin?</p>

789

<p>Always remember to floss your teeth. </p>

<p>What should I do with a free afternoon?</p>

790

<p>Sell it for a higher market price.</p>

<p>Is there anything I can do to alleviate my allergies besides taking meds?</p>

791

<p>Don’t pay attention to the Obama speeches, eat your pickles, and hop on one foot during a 5k marathon</p>

<p>Where is Waldo?</p>

792

<p>Take that gun right there, and pull that trigger. He’ll come out.
Am I just the best?</p>

793

<p>Only if your nose catches on fire.</p>

<p>What state should I move to?</p>

794

<p>Don’t do drugs.</p>

<p>Federer or Nadal?</p>

795

<p>I’m really big.</p>

<p>Am I really big?</p>

796

<p>Gum is banned in Singapore. </p>

<p>If I’m applying EA to a school, when should I ask my teacher for a recommendation?</p>

797

<p>Supposing that in the vast reaches of outer space, there is a planet where spring and fall are REVERSED?</p>

<p>How to avoid studying extra for midterms?</p>

798

<p>Only you could stop forest fires.</p>

<p>How can I rule the world?</p>

799

<p>If at first you try, fail, fail again.</p>

<p>I need to make my use of online sarcasm more obvious.</p>

800

<p>Of course you do.</p>

<p>How can I be helpful on CC?</p>