<p>Be enraged.</p>
<p>How can I get money?</p>
<p>Buy up all the stocks. All of them!</p>
<p>Does anyone have essay-writing tips, and how can I get good grades on them?</p>
<p>Write about me. You’ll get an A for sure.</p>
<p>How can I keep my nail polish from smudging?!</p>
<p>Don’t use nail polish.</p>
<p>Should I buy a vintage suitcase?</p>
<p>Define “buy.” And “suitcase.”</p>
<p>How can I get good at math?</p>
<p>Wake up earlier and eat oatmeal.</p>
<p>What book should I read next?</p>
<p>I’ve heard rave reviews about Merriam-Webster’s collegiate dictionary, 11th edition.</p>
<p>How do I know when my tofurkey is done?</p>
<p>Feed your dog</p>
<p>How do I fix my wristwatch?</p>
<p>You have to shake it for more than five times, then burn it. </p>
<p>Is it worth getting a MacBook Pro?</p>
<p>Bake a cake!</p>
<p>Do I need to take Calculus?</p>
<p>Love will conquer all. </p>
<p>How do I get to LA in one day?</p>
<p>Make a left on horn st.</p>
<p>How do I win?</p>
<p>Fix your bicycle.</p>
<p>Why isn’t my lamp working?</p>
<p>Set your alarms for 6.</p>
<p>I’m in cardiac arrest.</p>
<p>What would Chuck Norris do?</p>
<p>How do I self teach myself Calculus?</p>
<p>First learn calculus, then teach it to yourself.</p>
<p>How do I stop obsessing over things?</p>
<p>Rub a small amount of a white, pasty toothpaste into the hole, that way maintenance won’t see it when you move out but you can still tack things to the wall.</p>
<p>Best way to stop procrastinating?</p>
<p>Stop. There’s nothing as off-putting as putting things off.</p>
<p>What do you say to someone you haven’t talked to in a year?</p>
<p>*** happened to your hair??? :O</p>
<p>What should I make for dessert?</p>
<p>The key to staying healthy is to have a balanced diet</p>
<p>How can I ace the SATs</p>