<p>In Soviet Russia, SAT aces YOU</p>
<p>How do I get out of Soviet Russia?
(Как я выхожу советского Россия?)</p>
<p>Time machine!</p>
<p>How can I improve my memory?</p>
<p>Don’t use your head, use your brain</p>
<p>How many billionaires under the age of 30 are there in the world?</p>
<p>None, they all used time machines.</p>
<p>How did the cow manage to jump over the moon without asphyxiating?</p>
<p>He got his stunt double to do it for him.</p>
<p>How do I come up with a question for this thread?</p>
<p>Shut up and let me go</p>
<p>How does one start a fire in a desert?</p>
<p>remember to protect your chest when making contact with the ball.</p>
<p>how can i get more poptarts? my brother just ate the last one :(</p>
<p>Oh, I had poptarts this morning. Cinnamon roll flavored. Not bad until I remembered what a real cinnamon roll tasted like halfway through eating them and then all of a sudden I wanted to spit them out but I couldn’t because they were my breakfast.</p>
<p>Can you name all the different types of quarks?</p>
<p>Pink is a mix of red and white? </p>
<p>What would you take with you to a remote island?</p>
<p>Forget remote island. I’m still looking for my remote control.</p>
<p>Why Scientology?</p>
<p>Why Atheism?</p>
<p>Why do teenagers want to rebel?</p>
<p>Parce que.</p>
<p>Why did Eric Blair change his name to George Orwell?</p>
<p>Try finding the derivative, then plug it in.</p>
<p>Did I use the correct math jargon for my thoroughly useless answer?</p>
<p>Acceleration is the second derivative of the position function, not the first. Jeez. </p>
<p>How do you find the area under a curve?</p>
<p>Never ever pick your nose in public. </p>
<p>What should I do when I’m tired of studying?</p>
<p>Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming - what do we do? We swim, swim, swim.</p>
<p>How can I compare to those absolute geniuses?!</p>
<p>Carpe Diem.</p>
<p>Why are you not on Facebook?</p>
<p>just make sure you keep your legs straight. you are not going to feel the stretch if you dont</p>
<p>whatever happened to predictability?</p>
<p>Don’t die from overeating candy tonight.</p>
<p>How do I cover my swimming pool for the winter?</p>
<p>Go trick or treating. It works every time.</p>
<p>Why isn’t anyone helping me with the physics SAT problems I posted in the subject test discussion forum?</p>