<p>because he died like 200 years ago, try to be a little more sensative!</p>
<p>is it a bad thing if my dog eats cat food and candle wax?</p>
<p>Go on a gluten-free diet; you’ll have much more energy!</p>
<p>Why can’t my apps be done already???</p>
<p>Put lotion on your legs.</p>
<p>How do I tell my friend that her breath stinks?</p>
<p>Follow your liver instinct.</p>
<p>Where can I get a needy puppy?</p>
<p>Six feet underground.</p>
<p>Why did I bump this thread after almost 2 months?</p>
<p>They sell creams for that, you know. Don’t be embarassed!</p>
<p>Why can’t Christmas break last forever?</p>
<p>Don’t run over pedestrians and eat your grains!</p>
<p>Why am i black?</p>
<p>Lube is always a good thing.</p>
<p>Where can a get an AP test free?</p>
<p>Once, I saw an enormous pigeon.</p>
<p>Where is everyone going for Christmas break?</p>
<p>654</p>
<p>Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?</p>
<p>To Hell.</p>
<p>What are you going to post for this?</p>
<p>___________________!</p>
<p>What color should I dye my hair?</p>
<p>You might want to go to a doctor about that</p>
<p>Why do my legs hurt?</p>
<p>You should stop slapping your inner thighs.</p>
<p>Why are smart people so socially awkward?</p>
<p>Vanilla ice ice baby</p>
<p>Is it true one’s height is determained mainly by genetics?</p>
<p>No, one’s height is usually determined by a distance measuring device.</p>
<p>How do I add tags to a thread?</p>
<p>Put the lime in the coconut. Duh!</p>
<p>Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?</p>
<p>Have some chicken soup and it’ll fix you right up.</p>
<p>Why do I have to (have had, until about 3 hour ago) have ****ing wisdom teeth?</p>
<p>Because even intelligent molars need sex.</p>
<p>Why am I so bored when I have so much to do?</p>
<p>Because you haven’t found your inner chakra yet. INHALE. EXHALE.</p>
<p>What do I get my sister for Christmas?</p>