hanana
862
<p>Sexual healing</p>
<p>What percentage of the world has violet eyes?</p>
Daxlo5
863
<p>Your dad’s cheating on your mom.</p>
<p>What’s wrong with me?</p>
<p>Behind Door#3 is a new car.</p>
<p>Why do I chew my straws?</p>
<p>Jozhekryx.</p>
<p>Why do I feel mean for saying that?lol</p>
ezbreez
868
<p>Jump on it.</p>
<p>Why are people such idiots?</p>
<p>Your mother’s a whore.</p>
<p>Do you wear a robe?</p>
<p>Lalalalalalalalala</p>
<p>Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?</p>
hanana
871
<p>What goes around comes around</p>
<p>Do you have only child syndrome?</p>
<p>There is no emotion, there is only the Force.</p>
<p>Do you have any swiss cheese that I can have?</p>
apn00b
873
<p>I just lost the game.</p>
<p>Why has this thread become a series of non-sequiturs?</p>
klou
874
<p>Your mom.</p>
<p>I pulled some muscles playing Just Dance 2. What should I do?</p>
<p>Open paint can, let air for approximately 5 minutes, then apply 5-6 coats paint with a roller brush.</p>
<p>What’s my name?</p>
apn00b
876
<p>You are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern; that’s enough!</p>
<p>Have you heard of the question game?</p>
Jake24
878
<p>Pull the neck back and slit the throat. Make sure to have a bucket under it to catch the blood and innards.</p>
<p>How can I make my car get better MPG?</p>
ezbreez
879
<p>Tuna fish are allergic to water.</p>
<p>What’s the meaning of life?</p>
everary
880
<p>Jake24- Lather the car with mayonnaise and soak for thirty minutes.</p>
<p>EDIT: to ezbreez - '— noun. Greek.
the study of the physiology, history, economic importance, etc, of fishes '</p>
<p>How do I fix my broken remote control?</p>