<p>Throw it at a wall.</p>
<p>Is wrapping presents really necessary?</p>
<p>That’s not my name</p>
<p>Does absence really make the heart grow fonder?</p>
<p>Christmas is this Saturday. </p>
<p>What should I do for my birthday?</p>
<p>Buy a vowel with $250.</p>
<p>How can I get a fat-free version that doesn’t taste nasty?</p>
<p>I just lost the game.</p>
<p>Why did I tag this?</p>
<p>because there’s a hole downtown where the freaks all come around</p>
<p>y u no give helpful advice?</p>
<p>Whoever has crumbs on his hands.</p>
<p>How can I get my brother to stop being such a dick?</p>
<p>Cut it off.</p>
<p>What should i do tomorrow?</p>
<p>It will be okay just give it time</p>
<p>Should I kill him?</p>
<p>SON</p>
<p>Why is Santa Claus fat?</p>
<p>Monica Lewinsky.</p>
<p>Why is Fanta so freaking delicious?</p>
<p>The carbon density when ionized makes it work really well,</p>
<p>What’s a good masturbating technique?</p>
<p>I’m watching Old School right now.</p>
<p>Do you want to go streaking with me through the Quad and into the gymnasium?</p>
<p>Watch out for that spiked egg nog.</p>
<p>When is Christmas?</p>
<p>When your mom sings.</p>
<p>Why are pugs so cute?</p>
<p>cause they shaved the hairy lemon.</p>
<p>why do “two round hairy lemons + one big banana” sound so wrong?</p>
<p>Go learn how to moonwalk.</p>
<p>How do I study for Particle Physics?</p>
<p>Go shave a hairy lemon and eat it.</p>
<p>Why does it not feel like Christmas is just around the corner?</p>
<p>Because lemons are a very summer fruit.</p>
<p>How do I contact poison control?</p>