<p>it’s somewhat like shooting a basketball,</p>
<p>how do I type an email?</p>
<p>YOU. ARE. THE. DANCING. QUEEN.</p>
<p>Why didn’t Santa get me a gift?</p>
<p>go die in a hole</p>
<p>how can i get my dad to get off the phone so we can watch “It’s a Wonderful Life”?</p>
<p>Looks like it’s time to use that shotgun you got last Christmas.</p>
<p>I accidentally a fat man in a red suit in my chimney; is this bad?</p>
<p>You did what to Santa?</p>
<p>How old is Santa Claus?</p>
<p>He’s a child at heart.</p>
<p>Will we all turn into zombies due to Foot and Mouth disease?</p>
<p>Wow cheMIStry is stunning</p>
<p>is miss california pretty?</p>
<p>Why don’t you sit down and make a list of the pros and cons?</p>
<p>Why does Pepsi suck so hard?</p>
<p>Take a deep breath…everything will be okay.</p>
<p>Does Santa Claus exist?</p>
<p>It’s raining cats and dogs</p>
<p>How old is the oldest pig in the world?</p>
<p>I ate Wilbert for Christmas. Charlotte cried. -___-</p>
<p>Am I a real boy?</p>
<p>Just move like Berney.</p>
<p>Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?</p>
<p>If you get hurt and miss work, then it won’t hurt to miss work.</p>
<p>What should I do when I’m bored at home?</p>
<p>I don’t think it’s a good idea to paint your brother’s room neon pink with green stripes.</p>
<p>What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?</p>
<p>Eat some turkey.</p>
<p>When should I go to sleep?</p>
<p>You should’ve been asleep twelve hours ago. Now SCRAM.</p>
<p>What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?</p>
<p>What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?</p>
<p>How should ah dew mah haaer, gaiz?!</p>
<p>Girl I will cut you.</p>
<p>Can I get with this, or can I get with that?</p>
<p>Engineering at MIT is definitely one of the most prestigious majors.</p>
<p>How do you get a fireplace started?</p>
<p>Prove that God exists.</p>
<p>How do you prove that Republicans and Democrats exist?</p>