<p>Make it click</p>
<p>Why does my friend like a fugly guy?</p>
<p>he needs to check it’s security preferences,</p>
<p>How do you break and ipod?</p>
<p>Needs more cowbell. </p>
<p>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?</p>
<p>On facebook you can, although Porn does a better job,</p>
<p>Which college should i go to?</p>
<p>Turn that frown upside-down! 
What is the meaning of life?</p>
<p>Well Cash for Gold pays cash for your old, broken or unwanted gold jewelry.</p>
<p>How do you like my new sweater?</p>
<p>Hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of Germs.</p>
<p>What happens to the other 00.01% of germs?</p>
<p>Baconator.</p>
<p>Did I give you crabs?</p>
<p>Whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea… SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!</p>
<p>Why does life do this to me?</p>
<p>Good One!! I like mine chunky though,</p>
<p>Your answer will be anything but relevant, if you answer with random **** then I will be happy and satisfied</p>
<p>Petty crimes decrease in the winter months, except when they increase.</p>
<p>Who let you go?</p>
<p>men don’t have vaginas!</p>
<p>Should i dye my hair?</p>
<p>Winning is good, except when you lose.</p>
<p>Should I not comment on this thread?</p>
<p>mom is proud of you, keep cooking your italian gourmet meals</p>
<p>how DO U CURE CANCER?</p>
<p>I had to revive this thread.</p>
<p>Can you tell me the directions to duplicate my DNA? At the moment, I’m forgetting to connect my Okazaki strands.</p>
<p>I hate biology.</p>
<p>Who isn’t studying for their 5+ APs?</p>
<p>Y U NO guy beats cereal guy.</p>
<p>Why am I on College Confidential when clearly I should be studying for my AP tests?</p>
<p>Because ur mom iz stoopid.</p>
<p>Can you help me find a cure for depression? :P</p>
<p>Make friends with a llama.</p>
<p>What field of medicine should I go into?</p>
<p>You should try enchiladas the next time you go to a Mexican restaurant.</p>
<p>Which NBA team should I root for?</p>