<p>You should take him from your friend and date him till he gets boring to you and tada you dont like him anymore! Teehee.</p>
<p>How do I do well in school without studying?</p>
<p>Sent from my SPH-D600 using CC App</p>
<p>The derivative of velocity is acceleration.</p>
<p>What should I consider when I buy a laptop?</p>
<p>if it’s hard then you’re doing it right.</p>
<p>why am I itchy?</p>
<p>DO NOT (and I mean it!) go to school without any pants unless you’re Captain Underpants. Apparently its not attractive and you might get hung on the flagpole.</p>
<p>How can I become a superstar overnight?</p>
<p>Follow my example. You’ll do fine.</p>
<p>How can I break my cell phone?</p>
<p>Soak yourself in honey.</p>
<p>How can I stop making stupid mistakes?</p>
<p>diet mountain dew by lana del rey is the song i’m listening to right now.</p>
<p>how do i dye my eyebrows purple?</p>
<p>it’s been a bit rainy the past few days but I think I’ll be fine.</p>
<p>how did Sherlock survive?</p>
<p>Same way you are now. </p>
<p>What happened to Snow on The last Once Upon A Time?</p>
<p>Spoiler alert! It melted</p>
<p>How do you stop a car?</p>
<p>Bite an apple, then become a hand model.</p>
<p>What kind of guy or girl do you like?</p>
<p>Buy a puppy. </p>
<p>Who can I properly wipe?</p>
<p>(Resisting. Urge. To. Write. WHOM.) Only use Huggies Wipes, as they’re quite soft.</p>
<p>My coat is on fire, and I’m wearing it. What should I do?</p>
<p>Read “Animal Farm.”</p>
<p>How do I find matching socks?</p>
<p>Eat your computer.</p>
<p>How do I become an engineer?</p>
<p>My friend completely photobombed my picture.</p>
<p>How shall I break someone’s heart?</p>
<p>Steal the pancreas.</p>
<p>How do you win NHS elections?</p>
<p><3 happy leap day!</p>
<p>How do I get a song out of my head?</p>
<p>you stand on your head, and pray that it comes out.</p>
<p>How do you rewind your life to 1 second before you were born?</p>
<p>Get a stopwatch from your soccer coach.</p>
<p>What should I wear to school tomorrow?</p>