GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

Pre-College Topics High School Cafe
1341

<p>My teeth are itchy.</p>

<p>How do I eat an entire chili pepper?</p>

1342

<p>Burp the alphabet backwards and then lick a candle.</p>

<p>Why do McD’s new smore pies taste so good? They’re almost like chocolate chip poptarts.</p>

1343

<p>You have a messed up sense of reality. I suggest a good psychiatrist. </p>

<p>Where can I hide a dead body?</p>

1344

<p>In yo mama.</p>

<p>What should I wear to the last day of school tomorrow?</p>

1345

<p>What you wore on the first day of school. You want to close the circle. </p>

<p>What color should I paint my room?</p>

1346

<p>If you look in the far left drawer where it should be, it’s there. </p>

<p>How do I learn how to shuffle (Party Rock Anthem shuffling)?</p>

1347

<p>Do the hokey pokey and turn your self around. That’s what it’s all about.</p>

<p>What’s gonna be on the global history regent tomorrow?</p>

1348

<p>Only the finest wines and cheeses. </p>

<p>Why does responsibility come with being a grown up?</p>

1349

<p>It wants to meet you so badly.</p>

<p>Could I be 5’8 by the time I’m an adult?</p>

1350

<p>Anything is possible if you wish upon a star. </p>

<p>Why are people so stupid?</p>

1351

<p>I believe the real question is why is stupid attracted to people. </p>

<p>When will I get the chicken pox?</p>

1352

<p>When the chicken pox gets you.</p>

<p>OK so there’s this girl, right, and she has this friend, right, and the girl is totally into me, like, yeah, and so the friend is jealous of me because she’s, like, totally a lesbian. WHAT I DO HALP.</p>

1353

<p>Toot it and boot it. </p>

<p>What would I do for a Klondike bar?</p>

1354

<p>Go look at the stars.</p>

<p>I want to volunteer this summer, but where should I?</p>

1355

<p>A garbage dump.</p>

<p>What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?</p>

1356

<p>Magenta.</p>

<p>Should I jog outside right now even though it’s 10 pm?</p>

1357

<p>No, because elephants don’t wear hats.</p>

<p>Is senioritis a myth or reality?</p>

1358

<p>It all depends on your perception. </p>

<p>If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does that mean it was a Birch tree?</p>

1359

<p>It depends on the quality of the lake perpendicular to it.</p>

<p>Do you like waffles?</p>

1360

<p>47 miles per hour, to be exact. </p>

<p>How dangerous is skydiving?</p>