Good news for Scorpios

Colleges & Universities Columbia University
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<p>I don’t believe much in horoscopes but the forecasts from this one website are often uncannily accurate. Hope its true in this case:</p>

<p>“It is also possible at this full moon on December 26 that you will make a major decision about an application you made to a university. Perhaps you will get an early admission letter from a college you hoped to attend, or you will take a special qualifying test of some kind and do well. The news on this full moon should be very positive, either immediately or after you plan your action.”</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.astrologyzone.com%5B/url%5D”>www.astrologyzone.com</a></p>

<p>:)</p>

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<p>:-)
Yayayay</p>

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<p>lol i guess we’re the only scorpios?</p>

<p>but hey, there’s good stuff written for people who are aquarius or cancers too but it’s not as clearly spelled out. i didn’t read all of them tho. it’s just something fun to distract from obsessing over dec. 10.</p>

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<p>pshh… too specific.</p>

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<p>did you make that up scorpio?</p>

<p>HEY! WHAT ABOUT FOR CAPRICORNS? It’s my month this month!</p>

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<p>whens ur bday chris?</p>

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<p>dec 28th…</p>

<p>goodness, getting all personal now lol :)</p>

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<p>haha happy almost bday, almost</p>

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<p>hahaha :)</p>

<p>columbia’s fat envelope will be the best present everrrr</p>

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<p>i went to that site scorpio… where does it say what u posted?</p>

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<p>under scorpio’s december horoscope! around half way through… odd, very odd. i’m not complaining though.</p>

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<p>OMG so it’s true?
Someone check Capricorn for me please…</p>

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<p>holy crap I checked it and it’s true!!</p>

<p>LMAO that some freaky stuff…</p>

<p>haha good luck scorpio, or should I call you Susan Miller…</p>

<p>:)</p>

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<p>Its not that freaky—horoscopes are fake and are designed to apply to everyone.
There was a psychological experiment where everyone was given their own “personal” horoscope ( or so they were told) and afterwards, were asked to raise their hands if the horoscope applied to them. They all raised their hands, and then it was revealed that they were all given the exact same piece of paper. I saw this in psychology class</p>

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<p>haha well we havent been accepted YET…</p>

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<p>“holy crap I checked it and it’s true!!”
you really think the scorpio horoscope is true?</p>

<p>hmmmmmmmmm… ok then.</p>

<p>but what about capricorn?</p>

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<p>freakish - we did that exact same thing in my psychology class.</p>

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<p>Here is your horoscpoe from <a href=“http://www.theonion.com%5B/url%5D”>www.theonion.com</a></p>

<p>Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
If you’re reading this on the weekend, the stars wish for your speedy recovery. If you’re reading it before the weekend, call a plumber and a rat-catcher right now.</p>

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<p>lol that’s a good one</p>

<p>oh and you guys really thought i made up all that stuff for scorpios??</p>

<p>silver, your horoscope says it’s been a pretty rough year and that december is the time to reflect and take it easy:</p>

<p>“You are on the cusp of a big discovery and a fresh direction, but for now you need to hang back. With so many planets spinning in your privacy sector you will need to rest up before birthday time begins. So lounge around, get up late, and forget about the dust bunnies under the bed. You are feeling goal-oriented so it might be hard to just let things happen.”</p>

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<p>OMG… that’s really negative…
i’m so distressed…</p>

<p>is this stuff true? GODDDD!! is it really true… wtff…
omg i’m getting depressed… i get the subtext of this stupid horoscope… i’m not gonna get into columbia? shaizer… what does this all mean.
someone pls analyze my horoscope and comfort me :(</p>

<p>… scorpio … u and ur stupid arse horoscope made me so sad!!!
thanks for telling me about my incredibly sh!tttttyyy arse horoscope</p>