Help me with a comeback.

Some suggestions:

  1. Look him down and up, slowly and obviously to make him uncomfortable, smile and say, “A high compliment coming from a master of recycling!”

  2. Smile insincerely and say in a condescending manner: “Well, aren’t you the charmer, commenting on another man’s wife’s dress!” Maybe add a “Would you like me to return the favor and ask you how many times you’ve worn your suit?” after that for good measure.

  3. Smile insincerely and say in a dismissive manner: “Why, how stalker-ish of you!” Then turn away and start a pleasant conversation with someone else nearby. Maybe compliment her on her outfit by saying something like: “I have no idea if you’ve worn that dress before, but it’s so very elegant!”

“Well, thank you! Even Princess Kate recycles!”

Lots of good suggestions so far. You could also go with a smile and sincere “Thank you!” or , if he asks if it is the same dress, “Yes!” and then look at him confidently. When his put down doesn’t work, he will flounder and be put off and probably won’t know what to say. Another totally different option is to have your husband use the “should I be worried that you remember what my wife wears from year to year?” reply.

“I’m flattered you noticed my dress, but I don’t think it would fit you.”

“Are you picturing me wearing the dress before or not wearing the dress at all?”

“It’s my husband’s favorite.”

Can you imagine saying this to anyone at a party - that they had worn the same dress/outfit before? What an a_ _.

You’ve got plenty of good ammunition here.

“I think you’ve used that comment/tone before. Seems … so … familiar.”

Love this! Coyly, of course, with some eyelash fluttering. Remember OP’s hubby has to work with this guy. Better to go with humor than cause friction.

This thread reminds me of a time, about five years ago, we were invited to a wedding. The couple getting married worked together at the same business H works.

I didn’t know H’s boss (owner of the business) very well at all. I had met him a handful of times over the years, but never at an occasion where I’d be dressed up. IOW, he had probably only seen me in jeans and a basic shirt. I have super short hair & I probably appear “butch” to him. To get the full picture, his (much younger) wife has a striking resemblance to Mariah Carey. So, lol, there’s quite a contrast.

Anyways, at the wedding, in front of a bunch of people saying hello to each other and doing some introductions, H’s boss said to me, “I didn’t think you even OWNED a dress!”

I was dumb struck. It didn’t sound like a compliment. It wasn’t followed up with how fantastic I looked. I couldn’t believe he said that to me, in front of all those people!

I did have a lot of fun telling friends the story though.

I’m in favor of @conmama saying something upbeat, about how it is her favorite dress & is grateful to have an opportunity to wear it, or using @MaineLonghorn Kate Middleton’s line.

Could the guy very nerdy and it was a comment based on his observation and he innocently has no social grace or filter?

I think @raclut nailed it!

“If the a** hole says anything about your dress being recycled, I’d say “Isn’t that an old suit that YOU are wearing?”
then smile innocently …”

a variant on this might be to say:

“Yes, I bought this dress about the same time you bought that suit.”

I think the “husband’s favorite” is great. It rides that line between “thank you” and “buzz off”.

ya 21 &25, so far, among my favorites

I love Raclut’s suggestion.
Maybe “I can’t remember what I wore last week, so I’m impressed you remember what I wore at least a year ago.”

I’d own the fact that you have had the dress for a while…maybe say something like “Thanks for noticing - I work hard to be able to fit into a dress I bought X years ago. And I think it still looks.great, don’t you?”

Depending on the tone I’d lean toward complete silence and sustained eye contact. Perplexed tilt of my head optional.

Is this a job for “Why bless your heart!”?

I’d probably say something about the dress being ONE of H’s favorites and then change the subject. I’d not want to make work awkward for my spouse and his coworkers. There are folks who remember things most of us consider pretty random. Most have the sense not to draw attention to this strange selective memory as it can creep out others. The folks can be perfectly nice but maybe not too good at social cues.

I am sure you and your spouse know you look terrific in your party clothes!

Hopefully husband is around and says “She looks beautiful doesn’t she?”