High School Class of 2031

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Calling all toddlers to go on CC to get into Ivy league.</p>

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<p>Attention all toddlers: don’t draw on the walls. That’s vandalism and will go on your permanent record, therefore banning you from all ivies.</p>

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<p>Can you guys chance me for MIT please?</p>

<p>Projected SAT: 36
ECs: pooping pants, honors coloring, AP napping
Essays: good, wrote em all in cursive</p>

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<p>You can’t get an accurate chance until you’re at least 4 years old. Come back later. But MIT + the top tier schools are reaches for everyone, so I’d say reach.</p>

<p>-the generic chance</p>

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<p>This is the greatest! Haha</p>

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<p>Dang it! I couldn’t get into honors coloring because I can’t color in between the lines.</p>

<p>Ughhhhhhhhh I guess I’ll settle for some non ivy like Duke…</p>

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<p>CHANCE ME FOR CRIB PLEASE</p>

<p>ACADEMICS:
Honors Pooping: A+ (would’ve taken AP Potty, but the daycare people are bureaucrats)
AP Napping: B+ (argh, stupid teacher doesn’t grade us on a curve)
AP Coloring: A+ (teacher just downloads coloring books from the internet; really easy to find answers)</p>

<p>GPA: 3.9 UW (stupid napping teacher :/)
ACT: 39 (can’t even count that high)
SAT: 2560 (that comes after “five” right?)</p>

<p>School: Extremely competitive nursery school
Rank: 1/5 (we had six kids in the class, but one of them ate got a B- in AP Chalk Eating and had a mental breakdown)</p>

<p>Extracurriculars: Napping, pooping, eating, sleeping, crying
Essays: Pretty good. I talked about the struggle I faced while learning to count to one.</p>

<p>Recommendations: Teacher’s, pretty good. Talked about how my chalk eating skills were some of the best he’s seen. Guidance counselor’s, didn’t read.</p>

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<p>I know this is super old, but I might as well bump it as it is quite entertaining ;)</p>

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<p>guis i no tht im a lttle 2 yung to do but </p>

<p>SAT: i eggs pect a 3200 from mi practis testes i took when i learn walk
GPA: wat
Rank: purple
Essays: yes
Recommendation Letters: 7
Extracurriculars: i poop in mommy hand :)</p>

<p>please cless me for mittens, hard word, and prince town</p>

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<p>testes -.-</p>