<p>HI!!! i wanT 2 gooo 2 annn IVY LeagUE univERRsity, annnd 1 wAAnt 2 kno wich won haasss thheee HOOTTest CH1ks?</p>
<p>caannn u plz tel me?</p>
<p>z0mg. Hofstra.</p>
<p>You should not go to an Ivy for the beauty of its female population.</p>
<p>C0LLumB1a hazs BARNard</p>
<p>Not sure if they’re pretty or whatever, but it’s probably easier to get a date</p>
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<p>Blasphemy.</p>
<p>Go to Brown. You may get a chance with Emma Watson.</p>
<p>Beretta makes a very good point.</p>
<p>Harvard has MIT close by so I guess you could go there to hang out with hot MIT chicks…</p>
<p>^We MIT chicks are very hawt.</p>
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<p>It’s hard to identify sarcasm on the internet. I’m definitely having trouble with this quote.</p>
<p>Ivy from Soul Calibur, that is if you are into fictional dominatracies.</p>
<p>well i u wnna go 2 da ivy lgue i def recmnd that u hve a gpa of uhbove 2.0 or elze u may get perm banned. u also need a gud xbox live ranking on cod mw2 thats like a super big hook 4 teh collge uhdmizzionz process.</p>
<p>if u wnna go 2 da ivy with da hawt chiks i rcmmnd applyin 2 hrvrd cuz threre r a lot of hawt azns applyin nd stuffy!!!</p>
<p>so ya kkthxbai</p>
<p>Bryn Mawr if you have a feminest fetish. God, I hate feminists so much.</p>
<p>^ I’m not a huge fan either (I understand the sufferagettes and the 2nd wave feminists but when the book “Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them” is published congratulations you’ve won.) However Bryn Mawr parties I’d be willing to bet are special in that they are the only parties that have a shortage of dudes. Also the women’s college environment probably comes with serious “goggles”.</p>
<p>^ That’s why I would never go to an all-woman’s college. :)</p>
<p>^ the goggles or the feminism?</p>
<p>I’d have to say for both reasons. :D</p>
<p>fair enough those honestly I wouldn’t be that opposed to having goggles (lower standards means standards are met more often) but I’m not a big fan of the circumstances that would lead to gaining such goggles…</p>
<p>drink enough and any will be hot</p>
<p>Princeton, because its closest to the equator.</p>