<p>Which sorority has the hottest girls?
Just wondering!</p>
<p>Oh sweetums…you tire me.</p>
<p>How about you wait until you get to college before becoming a frat guy?</p>
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<p>I’m beginning to think this incessant frat posting is pure schtick.</p>
<p>It so isnt. As you can see, I’m the one who started the housing, grocery threads too.</p>
<p>Anyways, could some kind gentleman let me know. I dont want to wake up with a nasty, hairy chick besides me!</p>
<p>Nothing wose than that, right?!!!</p>
<p>ahaha a nasty hair chick…</p>
<p>For crying out loud.</p>
<p>This is repeated in every one of your frat threads but it just doesn’t seem to be getting through: THIS.IS.NOT.A.FRAT.SCHOOL. So shooting for the hottest sorority girl pretty much means hitting the median in terms of ‘hot chicks’.</p>
<p>Stop getting your ideas of college from bad movies and ABC Family dramedies. </p>
<p>I don’t know where you’re getting this but you need to realize that as an incoming freshman you’ll very certainly only be hanging out with other frat-less freshmen for the foreseeable future. Even if you do pledge a frat (which seems to be your #1 life goal) it won’t be for months and you’ll still be a pledge freshman. Bottom of the freaking barrel. So let go of the Van Wilder dream.</p>
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<p>What the hell does that even mean? You do realize that you get to choose the people you hook up with, correct? Meaning that there’s no table where you sign up for a sorority and then have girls come up to your room to bump uglies.</p>
<p>Guys who enter college in this frame of mind usually end up going through the longest bouts of chronic masturbation in my experience. Tone it down, please. Even if you get laid the first day; don’t expect it to be with anyone other than other a nervous and overeager freshman gal looking to cut loose and shed her good girl image.</p>
<p>P.S. People who have the skills to pull out your dream scenario don’t need frats and certainly don’t spend their last summer before college researching “hot chicks” online.</p>