How do I become Asian

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Guys asians are cool i want to bwe asian
how do i do this i would like to be specifically japanese if possible</p>

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<p>Plastic surgery</p>

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<ol>
<li>Build time machine</li>
<li>Go back and cockblock your dad</li>
<li>Convince 2 new asian parents to fornicate</li>
<li>profit</li>
</ol>

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<p>^
first of all, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. I have never seen such fail</p>

<p>second, that is impossible. by stopping your creation, you also stop the fact that you went back in time to stop your creation, resulting in a time paradox.</p>

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<p>The only sane way is to go to a mental hospital and pretend that you are Asian/Japanese. Yes how ironic.</p>

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<p>^ True</p>

<p>simple</p>

<p>get plastic surgery!</p>

<p>how non-sian are u? if you’re white/black you’re pretty far off asian</p>

<p>the closer to asian the easier</p>

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<p>easier to and cheaper to find japanese and make skin mask</p>

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<p>Ask Steven Seagal, he’s done it.</p>

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<p>lol @ invoyable </p>

<p>where’s the ??? though?</p>

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<p>

LMAO I knew some would say this, I can’t believe only one said it.</p>

<p>Oh, as if I would actually do it right on this forum…please.</p>

<p>

Seems like you got it…</p>

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<p>I’m white, but I’m considered honorary Chinese in a lot of places. I did this by learning to speak Chinese, going to China, teaching English, and proving my worth to a lot of locals there.
-It helped to speak better Chinese than most of my Chinese classmates.</p>

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<p>eat a lot of pocky i think this will help</p>

<p>also watch anime</p>

<p>i know lots of kids who try this strategy and it hasn’t paid off YET but i think it will</p>

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<p>I’m not going to answer your question. You’ve insulted me by saying that Japanese are better than Chinese.</p>

<p>@armageddon - Yeah my friend is like that, he’s black but taught himself Japanese and immersing himself in Japanese culture.</p>

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<p>@invoyable. You do it right everywhere or you are fail. NO EXCUSES</p>

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<p>

You haven’t gotten it, as usual.</p>

<p>K, according to you, “I’m fail,” sure. Such a thread…excludes any possibilities.</p>

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<p>invoyable, stop with the damage control. you failed, accept it. just don’t fail next time.</p>

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<p>[thread=663932]post #16 it works every time seriously[/thread]</p>

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<p>omg why do you WANT to be asian?! i would do anything NOT to be one. lol…</p>

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<p>“eat a lot of pocky i think this will help”</p>

<p>I literally LOLed at this XD</p>

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<p>Pocky rules</p>

<p>best chocolate ever</p>