<p>I swear, I’m getting more of this drama now than I ever saw in elementary school. </p>
<p>My friends are convinced I’m dating someone. </p>
<p>And they tell everyone that I have like six girlfriends at once. </p>
<p>How do I stop this terrible thing? </p>
<p>You can’t. Just keep living the pimp life. </p>
<p>Passive-aggressive assertion of male dominance much?</p>
<p>I’m the alpha male 'round these parts.</p>
<p>How do you stop it? Don’t. Live a little, carpe diem my friend. </p>
<p>Do nothing to deny it. They’ll stop saying it if you just seem super chill about it and it won’t be as fun to say it anymore :)</p>
<p>You didn’t choose the pimp life. The pimp life chose you.</p>
<p>You probably react when they say it, and they like getting a reaction. I’d ignore them… don’t react at all. They will probably stop when it is no fun for them.</p>
<p>Smile and laugh. </p>
<p>Tell them you’re actually dating 7.</p>
<p>Just go along with it. Eventually they will get bored of bugging you and move on. Only reason they are doing it as they are probably getting a reaction of you.</p>