<p>you utilize the vocal cords to utter intelligible sounds.</p>
<p>We should all strive everyday to be a little bit more like Seth Rogen</p>
<p>Just treat her like a normal girl and just be yourself. Probably the most important thing is to be confident about yourself. When you’re near her and something occurs, you can comment on something and slowly build up a friendly relationship. Unless she is a ***** of course; they are a little bit different than the average person. Just be yourself and have confidence to start a conversation.</p>
<p>Use this quote…It always works:</p>
<p>“YOUR HOT!”</p>
<p>Really, OP, watch The 40 Year Old Virgin. As Nick017 says, it has real, helpful information in it. I don’t want you to become the next 40 year old virgin!</p>
<p>My strategy is as follows…and has proved to VERY effective for getting girlfriends.</p>
<p>Ok, so you like Asians as well? Let me tell you how I got my asian girl.In the beginning of the year, I didn’t really know her well enough to just randomly approach her and start a conversation about anything. But being that we’re in A LOT of classes, I used that only thing we had in common to get to know her. Like on facebook I would message her asking about questions on a take home test, adding in some jokes here and there on some of the answers. Then I branched out to another class we had together, and then another class, until we were pretty much “homework buddies”. Basically thats what sprang our relationship and we have been dating since November.
In the beginning conversations may be slow, and limited to school (homework, tests, teachers)…but if you play your cards right, you’ll be able to pick her up.</p>
<p>follow her home</p>
<p>wait outside</p>
<p>^ My friend did that. Didn’t work.</p>
<p>For starters, no more dragon metaphors. Seriously…</p>
<p>Talking to girls is easy. The slightly more difficult part is not finding yourself in jail a few hours later.</p>
<p>To begin with, just think of them as people (what a stretch right?). Just wave and say hi whenever you see the girl you like, and you’ll naturally get to know her after a while. Then the fear will be gone, and you can proceed from there. That’s about as far as I’ve gotten safely. Remember that if you get too involved with a girl you’re not interest in, you can create the misconception that you do like her. That was my mistake a while back; I don’t really know how to get around that one while remaining genuine.</p>
<p>You could always impress her with your mathematical knowledge. </p>
<p>“Let me be your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.”</p>
<p>If she’s into Science:</p>
<p>“Let me be your DNA Helicase so I could unzip /your/ genes(jeans)”</p>
<p>Stop treating us like mystical creatures… chances are, we’re just like your guy friends…</p>
<p>i love what Xav said above…just made my day.</p>
<p>just talk to her as if she’s just another person in school. if u really don’t have anything to say, then first talk to her bout…hw or something? i have no idea. i’m girl, and i don’t think i’m a scary creature at all. the truth is, girls ARE NOT</p>
<p>Though you’re probably really intelligent, you definitely need to beef up your EQ score.</p>
<p>Girls aren’t some mathematical equations that you can figure out by being pragmatic and logical. Don’t think when you’re talking to girls. Just let whatever you’re thinking come out. Honesty is so nice. And I’d rather date a nice, shy guy (lawlz… Mario reference) than an overconfident jerk.</p>
<p>What about a nice, shy, overconfident jerk?</p>
<p>1: Open mouth
2: make noises
3: ???
4: Profit</p>
<p>“What about a nice, shy, overconfident jerk?”</p>
<p>Because that’s not an oxymoron at all. :P</p>
<p>Why are people taking this seriously? WOW GUISE.</p>
<p>Poseur, I would assume because its leaves a lot of opportunity for relevant advice regardless of the nature of the original post. This is especially so considering its CC (and I’m definitely in the majority here.)</p>