How do you talk to girls?

[algebra123230]

<p>i rate OP 9/10 for skills in generating lulz</p>

[proletariat2]

<p>Simple answer: You don’t. <em>winky</em></p>

[Gerontius]

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Girls are scary little creatures, sapping away your energy as you even think about them. When you try to talk to them, you just have to avoid looking at them because it’s oh so scary looking at her pretty face. Anything interesting leaves your mind because all you can focus on is her, but then the conversation goes boom because you lose eye contact and what you were about to say. So you squirm away and wish that could talk to her just one more time…

I can’t think of anything to say.</p>

[andrewexd]

<p>one of them dames was sexy as hell
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
would ya let me ride?”
I got a car full of girls and it’s going real swell
the next stop is the Eastside Motel</p>

[bluewatermelon]

<p>stop talking about dragons. unless she’s into that type of thing. but i’m not. seriously. if a girl came up to YOU and started this rant about fighting dragons in a dream and how the number four sounds like the number death wouldn’t you be a little freaked out?</p>

<p>or maybe i’m just weird.</p>