@sawtalarab
Is mayonnaise a person, too?
@hungryteenager I haven’t collected enough data for a conclusive answer on that yet. Will do some field work and report back later this week.
If you find mayonnaise attractive, however, I would presume my previous advice applies in the same way. Confidence is key. Open that jar with vigour, and without shame.
^ no, mayonnaise is an instrument.
Now, guess what? the best way to get into a relationship, is to have a genuine connection with another person, and to not treat them as another means for you to “release the beauty of your adolescence” (as you put it).
Connections are built on experiences, ideas, conversations, etc.
I used a similar response in another thread:
If “picking up” a girl was easy or had a 100% guarenteed-to-work trick, everyone would do it.
Also, @ItachiUchiha, man does have a limit. It’s called time; and every one of us is forced to submit to it :P.
@TheAtlantic
What about horseradish?
@sawtalarab
You just made my day 
So, it’s valentines day today.
On the bright side, at least I get to keep the entire bag of candy for myself…
Report:
Number of Girls Numbers I got: 0 (Probably cuz I didn’t ask)
Number of girls who said they’re my gf: 3 (yuss)
Number of slaps: (1)
Lesson:
Women are like eggs. To eat them, you have to cook them the right way.
You have to get their ■■■■■■■ number… what are u doing with ur lyfe?!? Just be like: “Let me take down your number and we can hangout sometime”… Ask like it’s no big deal… cuz it’s not. Stand up straight, casually lean back and hold eye contact during your conversation. Try not to allow for awkward pauses/ Here are some tips you may find useful, happy hunting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i4NcTzANGI (since u liek simplepickup)
AND
My 9th grade daughter has her very first boyfriend. We haven’t met him yet (well, not really. He was one of 6 kids I drove from the skate rink to the mall last week, but I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.)
We had a conversation when she told us he had asked her out, and that she had said yes.
Basically, we warned her against the kind of guy who want to " release the beauty of (his)adolescence" and who uses “techniques” to pick up girls.
If you want to “meet” girls, that’s another thread entirely. If you want to" learn how to talk to girls", or “how to ask girls out”, the best of luck to you.
But my daughter is not someone to “pick up.” That term implies a disposability, as though one girl is interchangeable with another.
Nope, not my daughter.
There are some great guys out there, and I hope she’s found one. But they’re not looking to use her, they’re looking to spend some time and get to know all the things about her that make her such a wonderful person.
@bjkmom
Ah, they must have really put a lot of effort into reading the guide that I posted. I’m glad that it’s helping people.
Tbh being yourself is the best way to pick up girls. Also you need to have confidence in yourself in order to “pick them up” or get a date. Going on forums or watching YouTube videos won’t help you learn how to pick up girls, those people are in their own situations different than yours. I’m pretty sure you seen stuff that works in movies but not in reality (I.e. Pickup lines). Bottom line be yourself!!