So I’m a teenager and like every other teenager, I need to find some way to release the beauty of my adolescence. So anybody have any book recommendations on how to pick up girls. So far I only have one that looks promising: Men are from Mars, women are from Venus
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I’m about to change your life
There’s a channel out there called simplepickup, JUST for guys like you and me. After watching their vids and getting some practice, you will achieve BAMF level status.
I’ll post an introductory video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRL_WZnhaBU
Watch their older videos on how to text, how to approach (very important)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZlZryEKdXE
Hope this helps
Go get’em
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This is the definitive guide on how to pick up chicks.
Guys thanks. Valentines day is coming up soon, so its perfect chance to use these techniques…
btw wish me luck for I will enter a world no pervert has ever seen…
The place outside of the friendzone
At this point, I’d be A OK with being stuck in the friendzone…
Ehhh any tips for girls? I need to find myself a cute, dorky, biology nerd. Do you know how hard it is to find a guy - or anyone for that matter - who’ll follow a conversation about molecular biology research? I read this research paper the other day, http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022519314006778 and I have /NO ONE/ to discuss it with. This is painful.
Doesn’t help that I go to a computer technology magnet with less than 150 people in the junior class. I already know everyone that there is to know.
@awakeningvenus
Hey, I’m stuck on trying to explain to other people that an osculating plane osculates, how photolithography works, and why high bandwidth memory, wide I/O, and hybrid memory cube are such awesome technologies. I doubt that you’ll find somebody who can understand what the ribosome has to do with evolution. Personally, I think it’s related to The Flood (the parasite, not water) 
@hungryteenager Haha, true, I ask too much. Turns out the problem with being passionate about something is finding people who feel the same. I’ll tell you, even at a technology school, you wouldn’t find many people with as much interest in technology as you have. Most I know is basic java programming and Cisco networking. And I don’t know anyone with the slightest bit of passion for biology. Let’s hope it gets better in college.
Wish I broke into the friendzone, currently occupying the #acquaintancezone
@ivyhopes12 Ah, same.
I’m still in the “random guy in back of library lugging around 100 pound backpack that nobody really talks to” zone. Online classes will do that.
@AtharvaLarva
Idk why, but I cracked up when I saw your post. Maybe because it was of your Emma Watson profile picture.
refer to my latest thread.
@apandia
Just do the opposite of what I’ve been doing. That should work pretty well.
Guess there’s no gentlemen on this thread. Women are to be respected, not “picked up” like you would candy.
I find this entire conversation entertaining.
Hmm. I thought the phrase “pick up” was slang for getting a date… and also getting them into bed, but that’s beside the point. This isn’t about girls (maybe it is a bit) , guys or even relationships. It’s about proving that man can achieve the impossible. That we can keep moving forward. THAT WE CAN PROVE THERE IS NO END TO THE THINGS WE LOVE. If I give up now, I’ll only be proving to the world, that mankind’s potential has a limit. It is evolution we have to thank for the hormonal animal instincts I feel.
Dude, that’s a bit much.
picking up isn’t getting into bed, my friend (unless you’re in your college years) for me, it simply means to get a girl’s number and go out on a few dates with and getting serious. Also, we’re not implying that we’re not gentlemen; I treat them girls with respect, it’s just slang. don’t get too butthurt.
@ItachiUchiha - you’re getting a bit too nutty
@hungryteenager - i’ve already gotten out of the friend zone; we hang out a lot; not formal love, but it’s getting there. the suggestions that were given worked pretty well
@ItachiUchiha Alright mate, have a seat and listen to this groundbreaking, impossible theory I have drawn up over the past few weeks.
Girls are, based on my observations, people too. They, you know, breathe, and respond to external stimuli. Which means there are girls out there, in your school, at the library, at your local McDonald’s, and just down the street that have the same thoughts and wants as you in terms of a relationship and all those trivialities.
I am going to make a blatant assumption here and make the conjecture that you are asking on here because you are nervous, or even if you don’t feel so, subconsciously hesitant, and thus have either never actually attempted to, er, pick up a girl at any point, or have done so sparingly, or did once and got rejected, or some other similar consequence.
Bottom line: Go out there with confidence, talk to these people like you would talk to someone you wouldn’t want to engage in reproductive acts with, and then once they know what your name is and that you aren’t a complete and total creep that is a danger to their well-being, just lay out your intentions and ask them on a date or whatever nefariously surreptitious things you socialite high schoolers do these days.
Trust me, act with confidence, or if not, act as though you are confident, and just, you know, talk to her. A girl you like. Just find a girl you find attractive, most preferably one who is not surrounded by a hoard of friends, and introduce yourself. Engage in conversation. Bang, easy. Especially since, assuming you are a yankee, Valentine’s Day should be in a couple days.
Alright, man. There you go. Inshallah, you shall find what you seek if you follow my wise and unprecedented words.