I have an idea for a new reality show- let's spread the joy

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<p>Okay, my idea is to have people try out to me a new member of the Village People, but they have to have a new character:</p>

<p>I suggested a doctor., ala Grey Anatomy</p>

<p>My D said a Pirate </p>

<p>and my other D suggested a Wise Guy</p>

<p>and my mom likes the idea of a Soccer Player</p>

<p>Imagine the tryouts!!!</p>

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<p>Surely there must now be a Politician in the New Village People!</p>

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<p>come on people, surely more of you have ideas for the village people rality show or your own show?</p>

<p>and yes, a politician, shaking his groove thang…</p>

<p>I think a fighter pilot would be hot</p>

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<p>It has recently come to my attention that the latest icon of masculinity ripe for the, uh . . . plucking by the gay community is . . . James Bond. 007 (think about the typography of that). Licensed to kill.</p>

<p>My current very favorite song ever (of the moment) is, coincidentally, “James Bond” by the Brazilian baile funk band Bonde do Role. They pronounce it in Portugese, adorably, with four syllables: JAY-mess BON-deh. The hooky chorus, which I won’t translate because (a) I don’t know all that precisely what the Brazilian slang means, and (b) what I can figure out would mostly be transcribed as asterisks by the CC software, but which anyone with some Romance-language background ought to get the gist of, goes like this:</p>

<p>Arriba, arriba, Ja-mes Bon-de e um biba!
Tatu, tatu, Ja-mes Bon-de da o cu’!
Ola, ola, Ja-mes Bon-de chupa rola!
Sasi sasi sasi, Ja-mes Bon-de travesti!</p>

<p>In that spirit, James Bond clearly belongs in the Village People.</p>

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<p>that’s the spirit!!! and Orlando Bloom does as well</p>

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<p>Then, of course, there’s Tinky-Winky. (Is Tinky-Winky already in? Or out? I forget.)</p>

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<p>Lion tamer could be fun.</p>

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<p>Since they’re all (at least rumored) to be gay, and since they’re all male (and why are they called the Village People if they’re all male anyway), why not a lesbian?</p>

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<p>Why not just go with all politicians and call them “The Village Idiots.”</p>

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<p>With lead singer, George W. Bush.</p>

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<p>I still haven’t figured what you are all talking about.</p>