<p>My soccer balls that is. Where do you like putting stuff?</p>
<p>Why do you put your soccer balls on the stairs?</p>
<p>^Yeah, seriously. You could step on one and fall and break your neck and be hospitalized for life and ruin the bright future you have in front of you and hate yourself and wanna die. All because you like it on the stairs.</p>
<p>Well, liking it on the stairs is always the best way to put things because, well it teaches me life lessons such as avoiding obstacles while tumbling down stairs, kicking balls from high altitudes, and last but not least the dangers of putting stuff on the stairs.</p>
<p>I also like it in the garage too.</p>