I wanna become a hippy. But how?

College Life
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<p>What should I do?</p>

<p>Anyone have ideas? or a walkthrough?</p>

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<p>lol </p>

<p>invent a time machine, travel to the 70s.</p>

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<p>don’t bathe for a while?</p>

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<p>Stop taking showers, become either communist or libertarian (or both!), wear the same tye-die shirt every day, along with worn out sandals and shorts, live in your parents basement and smoke lots of weed.</p>

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<p>Find a good drug dealer.</p>

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<p>Well, asking the question “How do I become a hippy?” is definitely a step in the wrong direction.</p>

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<p>Shhhh, you’re ruining the taste of the delicious irony.</p>

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<p>All of todays hippies are just wannabe’s</p>

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<p>hillarious thread title you rock.</p>

<p>just listen to the doors and ponder the enviornment. ask mary jane to help you out if you’re having trouble.</p>

<p>but just remember, the law was more lenient back in the 70s.</p>

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<p>Go to Humboldt!</p>

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<p>smoke weed</p>

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<p>Care so much it hurts to just stand by and let injustice happen.</p>

<p>Challenge the impossible when you see someone trying to make challenge impossible.
Love each other because love is gods’ purest gift.</p>

<p>I still remember that Abby Hoffman went by the alias “Will B. Free” for 20 yrs and helped form the first river watch while in hiding. We should all hide so productively.
:)</p>

<p>But Sadly PS: perhaps you heard the announcement today that Hampshire College is now selling $300K plus condos on the school grounds.</p>

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<p>Hippies were from the sixties, dear children. </p>

<p>First things first: hang beads from all your doorways. No one can be a hippie without beads, or their own homegrown marijuana.</p>

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<p>Listen to Magical Mystery Tour while smoking weed. Shouldn’t that do the trick? Oh, and tye-dye’s obvious. Round sunglasses and a headband wouldn’t hurt.</p>

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<p>Use patchouli oil in place of showers and deodorant and you should be good to go.</p>

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<p>do hippys count as URMs? harvard here i come…</p>

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<p>And go to vinyl.</p>

<p>Retro is here to stay.</p>

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<p>get a peace sign tattoo like mine :)</p>

<p>although i’m not really a hippie</p>

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<p>first learn how to spell hippie correctly…haha sorry</p>

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<p>when i first read this, i thought it said “bang heads from all your doorways. No one can be a hippie without hanging heads”</p>