<p>For me it’d be when I watch House because I always google what they’re talking about so I just have this string of google searches like
1 cocaine
2 pretty leprosy
3 symptoms of psychopathy
4 most contagious disease
etc etc</p>
<p>Well…
- If you eat yourself would you get fat or disappear
- Can bacteria survive in space
- Can we get super powers
- How to clone people 101</p>
<p>Is “more better” ever grammatically correct
How to see imaginary colors
Kierkegaard was cute
Galois was cute
Young Stalin was cute
I drink five gallons of Diet Coke every day
Mobius strip club
I say happy birthday every day because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere
umop apisdn
Things we can’t imagine</p>
<p>If Wikipedia had search history, they’d be more weirded out by that then Google. </p>
<p>What wouldn’t they weirded out by? That’d be the better question. Strangely enough, though, my google queries today don’t contain anything out of the ordinary at all.</p>
<p>“religious charter schools”
“why is US women’s soccer so good”
“why doesn’t the US like soccer”</p>
<p>human teeth parade
pile of hearts high quality
holocaust bloopers
Must the president look at people?
hair olympics. real thing?</p>
<p>squience (its a thing, well…not really)
what is lymphangioma hemangiomatosis
careers with highest suicide rates
baby bunnies
rabbits
lop-eared bunnies
what causes twitching
should pandas be triaged</p>
<p>Mostly they’d probably wonder about the amount of shopping I do on Amazon.</p>
<p>This isn’t that weird but this is what’s on my history:
-College Confidential
-Gardening stuff on Youtube
-Germany vs USA on Youtube
-Growing cucumbers indoors
-Gardenweb
-1000bulbs.com
-email of course
-Yahoo answers
-Yahoo articles
-The website of this one private school
-UCLA summer sessions
-IMDB
-Artofproblemsolving.com</p>
<p>These are some weird google searches I did:
-Grape synonyms
-Fairy synonyms
-weird folkloric creatures
-changeling definition</p>
<p>I creeped on all the cute Olympians during the Sochi competitions, so I have a LOT of their names and events in mine, but hopefully they’d just see that as being a fangirl and not too obsessive</p>
<p>;)</p>
<p>prawn
10char</p>
<p>I look up a lot of weird things for stories I’m writing.</p>
<ol>
<li>best weapons for a slim female.</li>
<li>guns carried by police</li>
<li>two-handed swords</li>
<li>common assault weapons
etc.</li>
</ol>
<p>Oh, and the one that wouldn’t freak out anybody but my parents - baby names.</p>