If HSL were a REAL High School, how would it look?

<p>Speculate wildly, both in terms of demographics (where they are notable) and key figures (like, say, who would win those "most..." yearbook awards given at the end of each school year?)!</p>

<p>What clique would you fit into here, who would you hang out with, where would you stand, who would be in relationships, etc. etc. etc.</p>

<p>edit4 (yes, 4): I'm at a loss for words really -- my last ***-related thread was deleted so I'm not sure if it can even be mentioned around here, but whatever...</p>

<p>Oh my GOD would it be competitive! It'd take like a 100% UW to be number one in the class. And there would be more clubs than students. >__<</p>

<p>As for the social scene... hmmm. I don't want to try to make a list of all the people I'd hang out with, 'cause I'd forget people, but you and IV and iwaswalking would be up there on the list, lol. </p>

<p>[edit]That other factor you mentioned[/edit]? Uhm. You and IV would be [edit]involved[/edit], don't lie. And Invoyable would hook up with someone, I just dunno who. XD</p>

<p>I don't know if we can really comment on demographics as I find that there's a lot of variation.</p>

<p>Perhaps I'm wrong, but I think I'd hang out with you (Moodrets), INVENIAMVIAM, Invoyable, and Poseur... but at the same time not really (which is how I work in the real world. I'm always kind of an outsider).</p>

<p>HEY I was about to mention you on my list too but I thought it might be creepy! <3 Yes, we totally would hang out. We even met each other, soo... yes. Win.</p>

<p>Lol! I feel like it's LESS creepy because we've actually met.</p>

<p>True... hahaha.</p>

<p>Ahh I don't want to turn this into a circle-jerking thread but some other people I'd hang out with would be... Invoyable (even though he'd make fun of me and probably beat me up every day :(), amciw, huuvinh13 (just seems like he'd be in my group of friends), and eating food and Oprah! but they don't count since I hang out with them in real life. OH and MetdethGNR and romanigypsyeyes (neither of them is similar to my real-life group of friends but they both seem like they'd be really nice and lots of fun in real life) but I don't see them a lot anymore. But eeekkk, again, I can't try to make a full list 'cause I'll forget people!! </p>

<p>Hmmm. Are we no longer allowed to speculate about sex? Lemme go edit that post.</p>

<p>Let me get off of the circle-jerking thing, 'cause I could go on forever about members I'd love to chill with (GOD I need a life.) Yearbook thingies...
~ I feel like IV would be "most social" or something, haha. Either her or MetdethGNR.<br>
~ "Most likely to succeed" would be a physical impossibility. It's like... overachiever overload. But um, DataBox or aigiqinf, our crazy genius sophomores, would be up there.
~ "Laziest" (as if it were a real superlative category) would be our very own Invoyable.<br>
~ "Most studious" = ArtofMind_21/insomniac01/etc... bwahaha.
~ "Biggest flirt" (my school has that as a category in our yearbooks ahahha) = Invoyable (he seems like IRL he'd be SUCH a womanizer lmao) and... IV for the girl? Maybe? Wow, I suck at thinking of people; I keep naming the same ones.<br>
~ "Most opinionated" = rmadden15 maybe?
~ "Most athletic" = I have no idea, but Moodrets is "Most... outdoorsy??" haha. :]</p>

<p>Lmao. I forgot about romani and a bunch of others too.</p>

<p>Uhh...what about me? Am I not included?</p>

<p>To address the premise of the thread, a certain experiment involving a certain island near Turkey is a certain book by Aldous Huxley popped instantly into my mind. I'm not sure a high school comprised of overly competitive students would be a safe or sane environment.</p>

<p>Demographically, there would be a disproportionate number of Asians and Indians, but that is rather obvious.</p>



<p>Yay :]</p>

~ You'd be "best Desi." XD Or at least one of them.<br>
~ "Most laid back" = lilygraces.<br>
~ "Funniest" (I guess that would translate to "class clown" in my school's yearbook) = iwaswalking. Just kidding; I hate him and he's the worst poster ever. <3
~ "Most ambitious" = ironmetal250. (I mean, a boat. A BOAT. Just kidding; I have real reasoning.)
~ Another "most opinionated" = southeasttitan.
~ "Most creative" = amciw... his novel is hardcore creativity. Southeasttitan, too, since she's a writer.<br>
~ "Most linguistic" (lol some of these aren't even PROBABLE superlatives) = IV and musicallylatin, our Latin nerds. Plus SharkObsessed.</p>

<p>Again, I'm sooo bad at thinking of people. I'm only familiar with a very limited number of posters. >__< I'll let people with more balanced views post...</p>

<p>Wow, I'm seriously speechless. Especially since the perception on here and RL is pretty different...</p>

<p>I don't know who I'd hang out with, I don't even keep track of people other than a couple people here...I can't believe you guys lol (esp. Poser, oh wow...can't believe you have lists/personalities of millions of virtual people, you seriously make me laugh). </p>

<p>As for myself, I'd win the Most lazy/athletic/social/awesome/win + a bunch more categories (as I have in real life)...</p>

<p>Just came back from hanging out, btw...so it's double the lulz.</p>

<p>Well, if HSL were a high school, it would probably make up half of the acceptances at HYPSM...</p>

<p>@ Invoyable: Yeah, I don't ACTUALLY think you talk to girls. That was just for your ego.</p>


~ "Most impressionable" = Wishwash (<a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/594164-guys-supposed-have-long-hair-short-hair.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/594164-guys-supposed-have-long-hair-short-hair.html&lt;/a&gt;) (just kidding)
~ "Most ridiculous" = mydixiewrecked (i.e. "most likely to get banned," but that wouldn't be relevant in an actual high school setting.)
~ "Most violent" (again with the absurd superlatives) = Liist/Antimod. ;x
~ "Best musical taste" = fault/fracture and Backslash (although there are others whose names escape me right now.)</p>

Yeah, I don't ACTUALLY think you talk to girls. That was just for your ego.


Thanks for making me spit out my water. </p>

<p>I on the other hand still believe your gothic status...+a bunch of things.</p>

Well, if HSL were a high school, it would probably make up half of the acceptances at HYPSM...

While I might be in the running for most likely to succeed, I think it would only because DataBox would win "Most likely to attempt to take over the world with his uber-smartness"... which we wouldn't want to consider him very likely to succeed at.</p>

<p>pshhh. only suckers encourage unctuous, readily ingratiating stuff. have a wonderful time. </p>

<p>PS: (OH HAI secret message)</p>

<p>I talk sometimes, mmkay... um, this uncovers a lot.</p>

<p>PS: :rolleyes:</p>

<p><a href="i.e.%20%22most%20likely%20to%20get%20banned,%22%20but%20that%20wouldn't%20be%20relevant%20in%20an%20actual%20high%20school%20setting.">quote=Poseur</a>


<p>Wouldn't that parallel expulsion?</p>

<p>^ Lulz.</p>

<p>^^ Haha, good point. But "most likely to be expelled" would be an even less likely superlative.</p>

Yeah, poseur, you so guessed it about doomster and me : o
I will definitely come back to this thread tomorrow and write up a nice post about everyone :]</p>