Illuminati bio-engineered swine flu, and whether or not that qualifies as a sport.

<p>Discuss. But be careful because the Illuminati might be watching you.</p>

<p>Did it involve physical activity?
Do the Illuminati support marching band?
These are the essential questions here.</p>

<p>I feel that the Illuminati may have needed to participate in marching band to make the time pass to successfully bioengineer the most deadly strand of swine flu at the time. Yes, marching band is a sport</p>

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<p>Yes, several</p>

<p>Since Congress has finished declaring pizza a vegetable (because it has a few spoonfuls of tomato sauce,) maybe Congress can now discuss the pressing issue of whether biomedical engineering is a sport because it involves people walking a few steps around a lab?</p>

<p>It's simple really.</p>

<p>What is the quintessential sport? The answer, of course, is ice hockey. We know that there is no I in team, but there are two Is on a face. <em>I</em>ce hockey + 2 Is = 3 Is. What else has 3 Is?</p>

<p>Illuminati. Therefore, the government is behind 9/11.</p>

<p>^My mind has been blown.</p>


<p>That was actually rather clever. </p>

<p><em>clap clap</em></p>