<p>We need 4000 posts by April 14th… to maintain our 2000 posts/month rate. 66.6 posts/day… awesome!</p>
<p>Congratulations Adides!!!</p>
<p>f the Titanic was made in India:</p>
<p>10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.</p>
<p>9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.</p>
<p>Cool By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.</p>
<p>7) It’s seven and half-hours long.</p>
<p>6) The movie would be called “Doobta Hua Pyar”.</p>
<p>5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di’ Caprio played by Salman Khan.</p>
<p>4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.</p>
<p>3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.</p>
<p>2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.</p>
<p>1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.</p>
<p>AND</p>
<p>Can you imagine how many times we would hear “Bachaoooo”!!!</p>
<p>PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.</p>
<p>dedicated to such, pa, laila, myself and the other amazin girls out there:</p>
<p>Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman!</p>
<ol>
<li><p>We got off the Titanic first.</p></li>
<li><p>We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.</p></li>
<li><p>Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.</p></li>
<li><p>We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.</p></li>
<li><p>We can cry and get off speeding fines.</p></li>
<li><p>We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.</p></li>
<li><p>Taxis stop for us.</p></li>
<li><p>Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.</p></li>
<li><p>We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.</p></li>
<li><p>Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).</p></li>
<li><p>We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.</p></li>
<li><p>We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.</p></li>
<li><p>New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.</p></li>
<li><p>It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.</p></li>
<li><p>We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.</p></li>
<li><p>If we forget to shave, no one has to know.</p></li>
<li><p>We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.</p></li>
<li><p>If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.</p></li>
<li><p>We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.</p></li>
<li><p>If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.</p></li>
<li><p>We don’t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.</p></li>
<li><p>We have the ability to dress ourselves.</p></li>
<li><p>We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.</p></li>
<li><p>If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.</p></li>
<li><p>Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.</p></li>
<li><p>There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.</p></li>
<li><p>We’ll never regret piercing our ears.</p></li>
<li><p>We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.</p></li>
<li><p>We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.</p></li>
<li><p>We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. 
</p></li>
</ol>
<p>
I didnt know that…</p>
<p>Any of you took the BITSAT sample test?</p>
<h1>22 and #23 are absolute lies.</h1>
<p>CONGRATULATIONS ADI!!!</p>
<p>other than 7 theyre all true…OK maybe not 23 :p</p>
<p>you can’t talk to a guy without picturing him naked? hmm ok</p>
<p>thanks jimminy and rao…</p>
<p>umm not really- only some guys :p</p>
<p>Dear Sucharita :p</p>
<p>as destiny would have it 
the gorilla and the gorilla trainer are finally going to the same college :D…how i had always dreamed about it…:D</p>
<p>Thanks a lot for the wishes…see you in princeton…i promise you…we’ll rock that place…</p>
<p>Yours truly,</p>
<p>TiT :p</p>
<p>BAZOOKA!!!</p>
<p>hey akash, ritz…chatted with prateek from your school…who is also going to pton…he was the first person to learn (apart from me and the adcom ppl) about my decision…</p>
<p>I am a recluse :p</p>
<p>damn if my internet had been working I would have been at that bloody chat- I was scheduled for it :mad:</p>
<p>hey such…so who else is going to princeton??? u, prateek (from delhi), me, who else???</p>
<p>I dunno-I am the recluse remember?</p>
<p>hey werent you the one cribbing about how no Indians had gotten in? :p</p>
<p>:) i wont cribbing…i was forewarning u (and myself) and hence found out the decision today…</p>
<p>in words of yoggi bear: it aint over, until its over… :)</p>
<p>if your involvement on cc is any indication…and u still consider yourself to be a recluse…i fear what an extrovert such would be like…</p>
<p>anyways…got to go…celebrate and get drunk…i will see you all, when i see you all…thx for sharing this day with me…its awesome…</p>
<p>hey adi…You must be feeling great…Good for You!</p>
<p>BTW, I got transferred to bbay, so will be coming in June…We’ll meet up then</p>