<p>Yeah, because you just <em>have</em> to know, huh?</p>
<p>Yesireebarb.</p>
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Do tell!..</p>
<p>Q. why is the apple crying?
A. because its peelings were hurt.</p>
<p>Q. why do people like to assault the Venus de Milo?
A. because it is unarmed.</p>
<p>Did you hear about the silkworms who had a race?
They ended up with a tie.</p>