<p>These knock-knock jokes are getting old, but they are just so cute!
Post any knock-knock jokes you know. here are mine:
(use knkn and knock knock)
1.
knkn
who’s there?
boo.
booh who?
don’t cry it’s just a joke.
2.
knkn
who’s there?
alex.
alex who?
alexplain it later.
3.
knock knock.
who’s there?
spell.
spell who?
W…H…O!</p>
<p>4.
knock knock
who’s there?
henrietta.
henrietta worm in his spaghetti.</p>
<p>bump bump, people. i’ve got dozens of little kids to tell these jokes to :D</p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>knock knock
who’s there
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn’t say banana?</p>
<p>Ahhh! I bet no one’s heard that one before!!!</p>
<p>Knock, knock
Who’s there?
it’s me, i just need to grab my knapsack.
ok, come on in and grab it.</p>
<p>Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)</p>
<p>Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock</p>
<p>That was stupid…Get it??? i’m dumb</p>
<p>lablondie, i did hear it…but it only works with really patient people :p</p>
<p>I’m pretty sure the entire world has heard it.</p>
<p>
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<p>ah, i failed to see the note of sarcasm. 
it is hard to see that through basic texts, you see…:)</p>
<p>Yes, yes it is. But when in doubt, I am not serious.</p>
<p>^ :D</p>
<p>so, anymore knock knocks?</p>
<p>nope :D</p>
<p>no knock knock ones, but I did learn three new jokes today (with varying degrees of funniness) :D.</p>
<p>(knock)^2
Who’s there.
Go.
Go who?
GO NADS!</p>
<p>For scientists:</p>
<p>Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mars Polar Lander.
Mars Polar Lander who?</p>
<p>(silence)</p>
<p>Another one we like to do is say “I have this great knock knock joke. OK, say ‘knock knock.’” If they’re not paying attention they do and you’ve got them when you respond, “Who’s there?” However, with little kids it doesn’t work because they always have a joke handy, even if it’s one they (or you) just told.</p>
<p>Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?</p>
<h2>Juicy who I just saw?</h2>
<p>Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?</p>
<h2>I knew you were a nut!</h2>
<p>What’s brown and sticky?
…
A stick!</p>
<p>I heard a knockyknocky joke today… not appropriate, but hey, funny.</p>
<p>But you simply leave us hanging…</p>