<p>I learned last week that William Gladstone, the former British Prime Minister who shaped the Liberal Party, had a hobby of felling random trees in the forest. I know Warts is displeased by this. I’m thinking of picking up my new hobby of burning benzene in my front yard. Please tell us if you have any hobbies that you only do so you can rub it in Ralph Nader’s face later.</p>
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Thank God you are across the country from me.</p>
<p>Gladstone just dropped about fifteen notches in my mind.</p>
<p>Apparently he replanted the trees later</p>
<p>I still don’t know what makes Gladstone and Disraeli different from eachother besides this</p>