<p>Good luck. You’ll need it, even if you are a ■■■■■.</p>
<p>and serisouly, who actually believed that harvard comment… ITS HARVVVARRD, they dont care if you didnt get into yale, princeton, mit, heck why would they want u if u dint. id believe it more if someone called sayin they got accpeted into every otehr top ivy but not harvard, maybe then… theyd reconsider</p>
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Even then i doubt it.</p>
<p>Yes…the harvard comment was definitely sarcastic…</p>
<p>some ppl on here are so desperate to get into an IVY LEAGUE school that they’ll look for any opportunity to squeeze in.</p>
<p>once i lied and posted that i got into columbia with a 1200/1600 and no hook. within a few hours, my pm box was full of questions.</p>
<p>¡■■■■■ Alert!</p>
<p>lol. you tried to kill yourself a few times. I wouldn’t want students that crazy to attend my school.</p>
<p>i’m really, truly better now. i’ve done therapy and come to terms with my problems.</p>
<p>LOL are you for real?</p>
<p>it would be somewhat surprising/unfortunate if you didn’t get into any of those schools, but every year i hear of applicants as good as you getting rejected. </p>
<p>honestly, i don’t think you’ll be rejected across the board, but if you do it will be the most epic ownage of the century. make sure to update us on your admissions so we can laugh at you as you go to CC.</p>
<p>btw you’re a ■■■■■.</p>
<ol>
<li>my stats are real</li>
<li>my college list is real</li>
<li>my mental problems are real</li>
</ol>
<p>and that is the truth</p>
<p>I’m more surprised at the number of people on this thread that are completely clueless/don’t have enough common sense to understand sarcasm/humor, than the ■■■■■ of an OP…epic lulz.</p>
<p>so let me get this straight dawnie?</p>
<p>you took either sat or act first and then thought it was necessary to take the other one? i smell bs</p>
<p>i hope you get rejected by everyone of your schools for lying</p>
<p>^no i took them at the same time. i took the SATs first but had already signed up for the ACTs at that time and then took them before I got my SAT scores back.</p>
<p>Ya i think that 790 in Math might hurt you. Good luck</p>
<p>i was joking about all the rejections, hope your not mad</p>
<p>still don’t believe your stats, though. your like every ■■■■■, you make that one 790 on your SAT I to show your a human with flaws. nice little touch</p>
<p>Relax, I don’t know why everyone is so worried. I heard from a VERY reliable source that HYPS are all looking for facebook stalkers this year so OP should get into at least 6 of those schools!</p>
<p>Proof this is a ■■■■■—anyone this smart would know to apply to a match or two, and a safety or two.</p>
<p>No, I believe Dawnie. I know someone who only applied to Williams, UPenn, and Barnard, was accepted at all three, and went to Penn. Still, you should do rolling to Emory - good, prestigious school, but clearly a safety for you. One of my friends just got deferred EA from Yale with completely perfect test scores/GPA - things this year are really weird and unpredictable. Wait…you seriously published something in NATURE?! can we be friends!!!</p>
<p>I know someone who only applied to Princeton, Dartmouth, Bowdoin, and Wesleyan. He doesnt have nearly those types of scores.
its not where this person is applying. but the volume of perfection within the claimed scores and ECs</p>
<p>Usually, a 790 in math is impossible with the curve. 1 incorrect is -20 or -30.</p>
<p>Just throwing that out there…</p>