<p>A thought experiment? Jesus Christ man, why didn’t you say so? We all just thought that you were trying to convince yourself that you were disadvantaged so severely that there was no chance of redemption. We apologize.</p>
<p>No; this whole thing was still laughable. Trying to draw conclusions from false premises is laughable. Your excuses are laughable. Your disregard for grammar is laughable. You are laughable.</p>