<p>:|
Ayeeeeeee!!!
LMAO!!!1
Big Aluminum
Niiiiice!!! 8]
That goes for you too, bucky
<em>makes John C. Calhoun frowny face</em>
Sometimes we must overlook… humanity
LOL! We have the same name!
πmp^n
f(ma+h)
e^π
-0
eternity
0/0=1
Helen Keller Frogger
Apples to Apples: the Helen Keller card</p>
<p>OH MY GOD IT’S A BIRD
clench…
bony butt
wait, giraffes in the air?
this is my ninja suit
…where no one can hear your SCREAMS
abu!
so get ready for a beating from the stern hand of JESUS
I WANT YOUR BABIIIEEESSSS
“__<strong><em>, why are you touching me?” “I want to use you”
bouncy bouncy bouncy
yes, wild, rough animal sex.that’s where he got those scars. no tiger fights for this man
how can blind be a color?
mmm…STANLEY
un village women, RUN!
saltypuss…
boobielicious/breastises
it’s not tetris, it’s research!
yeah, so then the hobo told me that I was gorgeous but too young for him, and i was thinking "yeah, 'cause if i was just a FEW years older…
…conversations about mustard with sexual undertones…
nun touch
OMG it’s like a PG booty call!!!
come here and let me sniff your jeans
The gypsies worship _</em></strong> <strong><em>!
we could’ve hooked up. I was like 95% sure he wasn’t gay
_</em></strong> waited too long and missed his window of opportunity</p>
<p>this one’s not really an inside joke, but it’s a conversation that only my friend and i would find funny
“what…? i’m not high…”
“dude, you get high off pot, not caffeine”
“saaame thing. anyway, i’m not caffeine-high”
“that’s called hyper”
“well how do YOU know so much about pot, huh?”
“go back to your studying”</p>
<p>violent much?
do NOT climb on the trees. do not touch the trees.
I will cut your hair off.
PDA PIRATE!
randomguessinggo!
girl scout cookies go so much better with milk than lemonade.
anyting you like, we do, fah yooou.</p>
<p>J J Thompson is my dad
PT? You like PT?
Unless you hooked up with him first
F<em>k-the-rice, help me f</em>k-the-rice
But I love my bag, do I have to take it off?
I rove rice!
I wanna be homo sapien. Let’s be team homo!
Practice well
Protein in my brain
Owl face, no meerkat face - mrawwwh
Lets shoot bubblecup at old ladies
Oral or aural? You know which one…
You know I love my quinny
H squared? That’s too… science-y
Welcome to Asssin table
M-DAWG is coming!
Our team can be dark plus blond
If you marry him, he can be my son-in-law
Willy Wonka haircut + scream = her
Chicken dance!!!</p>
<p>So veranda
HE HE HE <em>stir imaginary cauldron</em>
Ohhhh Anna
GGG
End pot. Endothermic? Put on toupee
“Fiona”
Come on peepoh! I told you a week ago!
Show me your bolus
No child really sucks ron’s fat neck, right?
Tengo un buenidea
If you walk the way you cook, I wanna try your food</p>
<p>I shouldn’t have joined this thread, I can keep going forever</p>
<p>Amelia Gertrude Shleswig II
Forge the signature for me, please
ooooaaaaaoooooooh
Ponytail pony girl
Cute little glassware
Proximo! Traduccion! Repuesta!
Monomer of lipids
Frank: The Great Prep Librarian
Con mi burrito
<em>drinks</em> … this is nice
Oshkosh Bgosh
Halal
NO ONE WANTS MY CAMERA ;_;</p>
<p>^^I can make this really weird voice, and I made up this little character based off it. One of my friends decided to name my “alter ego” Gertrude because of the way it sounds. Lol. It’s kind of deep and nerdy sounding, so she just decided to name it that. Haha.</p>
<p>But you used the bar
no chair
starrrrrrrrr
Pad excellents
I AAA’d the game
Inserting expletives into people’s names
Hide background is cheating
Judgement window +.015ms
Birdie is the hardest song
Butterfly
BOOM
Accusing one another of being furry.
Canada cheats
Didder
mirror
speed mods are cheating
(certain player who never loses a tournament) might lose.
(Player criticized for attitude)
Arch0wl
Konami will sue
Open source dance simulation game
Vertex^2
Foy
Dragonforce
Pumas
Nikes</p>
<p>Probably at least 4x as many, But I cant think of all of them right now.</p>
<p>Louisville
You’re an unfag!
Pink shirt
Don’t steal my virginity!
Heat sucks
You should have recycled
A snake in the grass
Mexican mafia stock
If I was stuck on a deserted island with you, I’d throw you out of a window
Castle rock pond
Abner
Orange Olympics
North County is dangerous
Flintstones
If you’re holding an Uzi, you’re medically guaranteed to not die
The Ukraine is weak
I’m going to betray you in Risk
Wrestle-Mania
Ski resort bathroom
SLU Billikins
The score is 9 to 2
Christian pizza
Cookie games
Kickapoo cameras
Branson hotel room
The Metro Link doesn’t go this far
Iron Men for life
Urinal overflow
Ryan the pyro
Snakeskin
MacGyver theme song</p>