long jump quips

<p>my team wants to make long/triple jump t-shirts with a funny slogan but we can’t think of any…</p>

<p>does anybody know any funny quips that we could use??</p>

<p>We long jump into your mom’s bed.</p>

<p>noo not like perverted!!</p>

<p>bumpppp…</p>

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Ditto’d. Or yours (hopefully, you’re a chick).</p>

<p>Our jump’s aren’t the only thing that’s long.</p>

<p>^ I second that one.</p>

<p>so helpful…not.
i mean FUNNY quotes not CREEPY</p>

<p>If we see something long, we will be sure to jump on it (This only works for slutty girls I guess, eww).</p>

<p>Okay, sorry, but my double-entendres are pretty amazing.</p>