<p>^It’s certainly not a hook to be dead. -__- You want to be alive and conscious for the acceptance letter moment.</p>
<p>Unlike for extreme ironing, you do need dedication instead of just mere luck for underwater (or zero gravity) basketweaving. You usually have to start in freshman by enrolling in the AP basketweaving course, which is only offered at a few selective high schools in the country. You can always see if you can take the course at a community college, obviously. After that, you have to join your school’s basketweaving club for all four years of high school, be at least the chief basketweaver by the end of junior year. Then you participate in the Basketweaving Competition of America and the Basketweaving Olympiad, which at the only activities that look good on your college applications these days 
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<p>Hope that helped.</p>