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<p>SPS: Winterset Academy opens on March 10 to take SPS waitlisters
Andover: FedEx chasing day
NMH: Show me the money, and I’ll show you the letter.</p>
<p>Be creative and be funny.</p>
<p>hehehe NMH :p</p>
<p>SPS: Let’s not reject anyone, let’s just wait list 'em all</p>
<p>YOu mean Hotchkiss</p>
<p>nope, how many CC people got w/l-ed to SPS? idk maybe:4425365</p>
<p>lawrenceville: we’re not saying ur not bright, just that you’re dumb. they show a lot of “candor” in their rejection letters.</p>
<p>Delete the “show” part and it’s a good one</p>
<p>Got another one</p>
<p>Exeter: earlly morning pill to make you sick - usual symptoms uncontrollable tears mixed with varied emotional reactions</p>
<p>hahah.
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<p>From the sps bucket.</p>
<p>I always liked the one about Exeter: “Where you’re best hasn’t been good enough since 1781.”</p>
<p>L’ville: It’s not that we didn’t like you, everyone else was just better in all possible ways.</p>
<p>I love that one about Exeter. It makes me laugh out loud.</p>
<p>SPS: A morning dose of despair.</p>
<p>Exeter too I guess but I didn’t apply there</p>
<p>KC - nobody rows crew. You row or you do crew. And, might I add, crew is not an easy sport nor do many people get recruited for it. That’s more common in college.</p>
<p>Thats what I meant, I got it from the St. Paul’s bucket(a humorous site about sps), I copied and pasted it. Being a rower myslef, I can atest to how hard crew is. It is not nesscary to jump on my back forsty6.</p>
<p>And thats why it said colleges on it. Read before you post frosty6.</p>
<p>Come on,isn’t this funny? Or is it too soon?</p>
<p>I think it depends on if you got in or not! If you did the whole thing seems amusing and not as big a deal. probably not so funny if you were rejected.</p>
<p>Actually we think its very funny, and my D got rejected at some of these schools.</p>
<p>You’ve got a good sense of humor then! :D</p>