<p>Best article title ever. </p>
<p>[Midget</a> wrestlers dead after hookers drug drinks | The Sun |News](<a href=“http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2515872/Midget-wrestlers-dead-after-hookers-drug-drinks.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News]Midget”>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2515872/Midget-wrestlers-dead-after-hookers-drug-drinks.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)</p>
<p>“Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel.”</p>
<p>Best opening paragraph ever.</p>
<p>Hahahaha. Wow.</p>
<p>Can’t top this:
[BBC</a> NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight](<a href=“http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm]BBC”>http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm)</p>