Miss Universe

In our other threads about repeating nightmares…can you imagine what repeating nightmares Miss Columbia will have for the rest of her life?

^ Colombia.

That spelling is so confusing, with the country, clothing, DC…

General rule: Spanish is Colombia and English is Columbia.

I think the worst thing was that the pageant officials/judges didn’t immediately correct the error. You can tell they knew by the buzzing you can see when the camera turns to them. Plus Miss Colombia was just left stranded on the stage–no walk, no mobbing by the other contestants, none of the usual post-crowning hoopla. So Harvey goofed big time, but the pageant was a disaster in handling his mistake.I imagine Donald Trump is enjoying the fact that the pageant fell apart as soon as he ended his affiliation.

The Tom and Lorenzo blog (not sure I can link it here) has a four-parter with pictures of the national costume part of the show, complete with T&L snark. The costumes must be seen to be believed. Miss Austria. Miss Thailand. Miss Hungary. Miss Honduras. I have no words.

Also, Google around for the national costume of Miss Spain, in full face. Tom and Lorenzo don’t do a good job capturing the full effect. You think I’m joking when I say she has a full beard and a mustache on half her face, don’t you?

That Tom and Lorenzo blog is hilarious! I usually read them for their commentary on “The Walking Dead,” but they really let their full snark fly when it comes to beauty pageants.

What is it with the wings?!

The country in SA is Colombia. The university in NY is Columbia.

“Colombians Are Tired of People Misspelling Their Country’s Name as ‘Columbia’” See http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303603904579495481490796654

oops about Colombia! yikes!

I love some T&L pageant snark!

What was up with Austria and the facial hair??? I have to remember to always watch the opening of this pageant!

Good lord! Those costumes are incredible! Thank you for pointing me to Tom and Lorenzo - hilarious!

Excuse my ignorance, but can someone tell me who Tom and Lorenzo are?

I believe that might be a nod to their 2014 Eurovision contest winner Conchita Wurst:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst

Tom and Lorenzo are a couple who have a blog on fashion. I like it because they train their sights on people who are paid for their fashion appearance and who very likely have stylists, hairdressers and makeup artists at their disposal: people like movie stars, Miss Universe contestants and Kim Kardashian. They don’t go after normal people who are in the public eye for reasons other than fashion. Also, they don’t body shame, and they put the hammer down on body shamers in their comments section.

Thanks, @“Cardinal Fang”

It would have been icing on the cake if there was a Miss Columbia/Miss Philippines cat-fight!

@GMTplus7 I kinda wanted the same thing. Are we horrible people?