So, are we now ranting about our spouse’s extravagances? Don’t get me started…. DH’s grill (48” built-in DCS) is just one of his way-too-many extravagances.
Then there’s his bar, and his midlife crisis car, and his cigars, and… 
(Thankfully, we have nothing to mow, or I’m sure there would be some kind of tank in the garage.)