<p>S1: Aztec. That’s cool. Human sacrifice and all that. Pretty threatening mascot guy, too.</p>
<p>S2 & D: Gauchos. And let me vent, please: “Gauchos” is The. Lamest. Mascot. Name. Ever. EVER! Can we please find an Argentinian-American Rights League somewhere to take offense so that name can be changed? Seriously. Some things are Just Not Right. “Gauchos.” <shudder></shudder></p>