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Never Would I Ever:
admit (IRL) to reading Daily Mail or admit to watching RHOBH or Married at First Sight.
All my friends an family are such ‘intellectuals’ I am definitely the low brow runt! 
That I like unfrosted Strawberry Pop Tarts. Untoasted.
Untoasted? Without butter?
That is rather disturbing. ?
Long ago unfrosted pop tarts were my “car food” for the kids (before there were so many granola bars etc). Sometimes we had them for breakfast. They were perfectly satisfied until one of them went to a slumber party - “MOM! Did you know that pop tarts also come with icing? And other people heat them in the toaster!” Busted.
Never would I ever … drive in a super busy big city. especially non-US. I’ve had to drive toDenver a few times, and even that was a challenge. When we were in Rome, I could not even watch the traffic mess from inside the taxi, with motorcycles weaving in and out.
You thought driving in Denver was bad? Never come to MA.
Never would I ever go on a cruise. My cousin goes all over the world and invites me to go with her but I am claustrophobic and a germaphobe so it sounds like my worst nightmare.
@helpingmom40 Same! My H would love to cruise away his remaining days, I would like nothing less.
Never would I ever voluntarily go camping!
Never would I ever move away from the Pacific Ocean.
Never would I ever go a single day without eating something chocolate ?.
Never would I ever (as in NEVER) drive in a place where driving is on the other side of the road. Just typing that made my heart race!
PS @momo2x2018 - nothing untoward, I swear and promise, but I’d happily keep dado2x2018 company on his cruises!
I’m usually up for about anything once, so not much fun from me.
@whidbeyite2002 I wondered who bought those. Think back to early in the COVID mess when grocery stores were getting cleaned out. At Menards (similar Home Depot) here they have a small grocery section. I was getting paint to work on a project at home since I wasn’t going into the office. I swung by the grocery section and took the last 4 cans of vegetables (beets IIRC), and grabbed the last couple frozen pizzas. I took a picture that showed boxes and boxes of unfrosted Pop Tarts. The ENTIRE shelf was otherwise bare. Apparently you don’t shop at my Menards!
@dadof4kids, ha! I didn’t buy any Pop Tarts during that time, but I certainly bought plenty of comfort foods. Frozen pierogies come to mind…
Never Would I Ever…
Eat Brussels sprouts (or beets or eggplant or mayonnaise or bagels or zucchini)
Ride in a convertible
Take a cruise
Camp
Become a grandparent
Drink beer
Admit to preferring Domino’s pizza over every other commercial pizza and a Whopper over every other burger
Admit to not liking The Beatles, at all
Tell my mom I don’t like her pie crust or her zucchini bread
Tell our son I miss his hair
Tell my dad he’s told that story a thousand times
Tell DH, well never mind.
@ChoatieMom Please tell what you would never tell DH; I promise, never would I ever, tell him!
@JustaMom He’s yours!
You’re all kinda tame - I was hoping for some juicy ‘stuff’!
Never would I ever admit to things I did in my late teens-20’s
Never would I ever break the guy code
DH and I thought we would not like cruising… but we did! (first time as a way to see Western Med sites, keeping same “hotel room”; then a few years later Caribbean itinerary to be able to have time to enjoy ship amenities more. ). Alas, with concerns of Covid, not sure we’ll ever cruise again.
Never will I ever say never.
Too many things have happened. One in particular is from my youth when I said I’d never live in PA (due to PA’s endless cold miles on our way too/from FL).
ps I only like some unfrosted pop tarts - no frosted ones. Blueberry and cinnamon (unfrosted only) can work if we’re camping or need something super quick and easy.
Hmmm…
Never Would I Ever…Hitchhike from Mexicali to San Francisco with nothing but a small backpack and pup tent during the rainy season…again.