Never Would I Ever..... (my version of the game)

Oh, ditto, ditto, ditto! I don’t/won’t smoke anything - nor vape. Never tried it, never will.

Never would I ever ride a roller coaster… or listen to the Bee Gees.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I’ve done all but about 5 or 6 of the things you guys have listed so far. I must be weird.

I admit that I eat frosted cherry poptarts, that I love the Bee Gees, and that I used to read People Magazine at the dentist’s office…
Never gonna admit that one reason I could never run for public office is that I’m afraid a few people out there might remember that many years ago I was the author of some pornographic short stories.

@patsmom - same here

Of the ‘nevers’ in this thread, and for no reason other than it’s never happened:

I’ve never had a pop tart
I’ve never written a pornographic short story
I’ve never run for public office

I think that’s it; I’ve probably done variations of everything else.

I love The Bee Gees, but @cameo43 knows that. :wink:

Never would I ever…
…watch another musical. :wink:
…fire a gun.
…get Botox.
…get a dog.

Never would I ever…leave an animal shelter empty-handed.

Well that’s super easy to fix, but don’t get your hopes too high. There’s a reason we keep them for camping/hiking food and times when we need super quick/easy. :slight_smile:

They aren’t awful when it’s a flavor one likes, but they aren’t delectable either.

Oh gosh. I feel like a Karen

I’ve left shelters without a dog
I like my bathtub, with its steps and wide ledges on 3 walls( candles, soaps). I like glass showers with ripple glass

I have pop tarts in my pantry. When I worked in residential setting for eating disorders, I got use to having them. I haven’t had one in 15 years, though. I assume the box I have in the pantry is still edible.

I tried Botox once, and saw no change.

I’ve fired a gun. In fact, I had rifery at summer camp, but would never had a gun in the house while son was here.

I love musicals. I participated in HS productions, and even in college show. I got hooked when I was in 3rd? Grade and was a snowflake in the Philly Nutcracker ballet. I graduated to a Chinese doll, and moved up yearly.

I have published, but never anything fun like romance or pornography.

I would NEVER run for any office, but I did enjoy being a local TV channel go-to.

Disney world roller coasters are okay, but not universal. Or 6 flags. I’m okay with the rides that say you need to be 6? 7? To join.

Hmm, maybe I can add that we might or might not have taught how/let all three foreign exchange students we’ve had here fire our hunting rifle?

The two French boys loved it and were the envy of many of their class (a whole class came here for two weeks, each staying in personal homes - we had two). The teachers weren’t really sure what to think about it. 'Tis American life they came to experience, esp on a farm. We hunt. We kill varmints. No “human” target was used. Not even a paper one. It’s as much part of our life as going to Walmart or something. As needed it’s done.

Our German gal (here for the whole school year) thought it was interesting, but never asked to do it more than once. She DID want to do it that once just to see what it was like.

Maybe they’re posting on one of these threads somewhere.

@momo2x2018 -

I used to refill H’s Hellman mayo with Weight Watchers brand and he never knew and I’ll never tell.