<p>D’s take on the new P&P. Darcy–stringy hair, bulbous nose, and blue eyes–all wrong. Also, cannot do the “haughty look” Colin Firth was so good at. Keira Knightley–way too skinny. Every dress looked like a nightgown on her. Didn’t help that the last preview before the movie was the new Colin Firth/Emma Thompson film. D did sigh and say sadly, “Colin’s getting old, mum.” So, we tried to recast Darcy and Elizabeth and couldn’t come up with anyone close to Firth and Ehle. Any ideas out there?</p>