Please display your Man Card at the door.

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<p>This thread is dedicated to all CC alpha and beta dads. Tired of dealing with alpha moms nagging about your motorcycles, cigars, whiskey, black socks, gun collection, fishing rods, mountain bikes or hooting about things undone?</p>

<p>Consider this thread a comfortable place to discuss all things male. Bermuda shorts with whatever socks you find in the hamper are welcome. Nobody cares what you wear, as long as it’s worn (cross dressing is, however, viewed with some suspicion :rolleyes: ) Shaving is optional. Loud burping is a sign you enjoyed the snacks and beer.</p>

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<p>And, obviously, most men have little to say. Quite normal. ;)</p>

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<p>Whoooosh.</p>

<p>You could shoot a cannon through this thread.</p>

<p>I have a hard hat and steel tip construction boots. Does that count?</p>

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<p>Well, it was a reaction to “alpha moms” and their trusty sidekicks, beta dads. :rolleyes: I thought they needed a place to go.</p>

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<p>Well, I’m going to hang out here no matter who objects. (My wife said I could say that.)</p>

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<p>^That’s the spirit! Show the little woman who wears the trousers in the family. :wink: (Notice I didn’t write “pants” which women wear) :D</p>

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<p>Sounds like this is the entrance to the Slobs’ Saloon.:)</p>

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<p>^Woman alert lol</p>

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<p>mardad, your wife called. </p>

<p>She says she didn’t give you permission to be in cyberspace after dark. </p>

<p>Your man card is on the fridge, next to the ‘Honey Do’ list.</p>

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<p>Slobs? Well, at least we aren’t lying around drinking mimosas in sweat pants! (lol)</p>

<p>If your wife has to counter sign your Man Card to get in we need to talk… :confused:</p>

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<p>^HAHA! Funniest thing I’ve read all DAY!!!</p>

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<p>My hubster wouldn’t be caught dead in here. I’d never allow it! :wink: I did, however, bring my woman card. Will that suffice? :confused:</p>

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<p>My brother’s children attended a school which staged an annual “Fathers’ Follies” during which “no woman set foot on the stage”. This became problematic when a woman was chosen by the board to be principal. How would she accept the check from the proceeds at the end of the show without violating the rule. The solution was that the principal came across the stage on roller skates. So are Mallomar and Marite on skates?</p>

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<p>Berurah, how did you get in here? Whom did we elect sargeant-at-arms?</p>

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<p>Better be high heels. The only appropriate shoes for babes.</p>

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<p>I’ll throw you a bone “beta dad”, and post on your thread too!!! :p</p>

<p>Have you heard the new term (at least it was new to me) Retrosexual? Sort of like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, etc. </p>

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<p><a href=“Urban Dictionary: Retrosexual”>Urban Dictionary: Retrosexual;

<p>These may be your people!! ;)</p>

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<p>Just passing by, just passing by, in my stiletto heels, checking that your Man Cards have been checked by your balls and chains, trouble and strife, and better halves (take your pick).</p>

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<p>Let’s put the full quote up there…:)</p>

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<p>hehehehe.</p>

<p>LOL.</p>

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<p>Just trying not to be controversial, p2n. (haha) </p>

<p>If you google the term, you’ll see what I was up against. :eek:</p>